It's probably a lot better than the fanfics I was listening to the other night.

A fanfic about me by a sort of creepily obsessive girl.. it was pretty bad.

Golly. O n0 Was it really that bad?

Ugh. Obsessive people are scary.

lets just say there was a lot of sex. very anatomically incorrect sex. Also Only two characters.

Oh my... D8> That sounds horrifying.

*laughs* Bad fanfic, indeed!

I hate when people can't get anatomy right. > 3<

Why do I keep watching stupid horror movies?

Because stupid horror movies are funny? o wo;

Sometimes they really are. I sit there pointing out every mistake the "heroes" make. And I laugh when some hysterical girl just sits there and screams.

"Maybe if I scream loud enough, I will make his ears bleed." Too bad that never works. XD

LOL! It's really funny when the girl is fleeing and the last thing she wants is to give away her position.

People tend to do really dumb things when afraid. > 3>

Tch. Panicking is the worst thing you can do when scared. You need to stop, take a deep breath, and then think as rationally as possible.

Psh, why do that when you can run round in circles screaming like a banshee. > w<

*laughs* That might be more fun, but it's gonna get you killed.

Dying while having fun doesn't sound too bad. XD

Well, it depends on how much it hurts. My big goal is to die in my sleep. I'm not fond of pain.

Mine too. I'm such a wimp when it comes to pain. > 3<

*nods* And of course, if I was caught in a horror movie, my goal would be to inflict pain on the monster/villain.

I might try killing it with kindness. o wo

Pfft. Not me. I'll go for a battle axe or a chainsaw.

I'm too much of a babby to do that. ' x'

Well, if it came down to him or me, I could do just about anything.

Hey, do you know the code for a spoiler?

[SPOIL][ /SPOIL]

Without the space in it.

Thanks! I'm going to go put up a post in the book section and then I'm off for lunch.

Okie dokie. ' 3'

And I'm back, for a few minutes.

Woo~ *happy squiggle*

Heheh, I didn't stay long earlier.

I had things to keep me busy. *noms on ham* Maybe my brain will start working now. o wo

I wish mine would. I find myself making posts and then forgetting the terms I want to use.

I'm glad I'm not the only one that happens to. I'd be typing a sentence out and forget what I was saying mid-sentence. DX

Isn't it frustrating?

It's worse when I remember and the conversation isn't talking about that topic anymore. OR when I'm ninja'd and don't see the post until the next time I see the page. Mah thinker is just too slow... TT ATT

LOL! *hugs* Getting older sucks.

*hug* It's gonna get worse, isn't it? :,<

Oooooh, yeah. The mind goes, the body goes...getting old ain't for sissies!

i have a while to go yet.. >_>