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*warps self with a bunch of sponges and rolls over the mud* > w< All clean.
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Huh? Sanity?
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I yelled out
how dare you.. I jumped behind a dumpster full of.old balloons right as it breathed fire the dragon started ah ha! Old balloons.. dragons only weakness! Just my luck. I grabbed a few and charged forward but you stuck your foot out before I tumbled to the ground I grabbed your sleeve and made you fall as well |
... -sighs and shakes head- Thank you, Crys... I guess... You're a little dirty there... And you forgot to get any cleaner... Or water even...
Does Sami look dangerous to you? Maybe we should find a nice room for her. |
I can pee on the thread, if you need water. o_o
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I jumped up quickly using.you as a spring (which worked surprisingly well. I think.you were made.of.rubber)
I stuffed the old balloons in the dragons mouth it started to.choke Slowly it transformed into a piñata and I got blind folded and started swinging at it I.hit.it and candy flew everywhere you had finally risen when.I pulled off the.blind.fold |
These are magic... er... science sponges. They don't need water or soap. ^ w^ *poofs sponges away*
I'd like to hear the rest of the story. > w>; But if she starts trying to attack anyone with balloons, we should probably get a room for her. |
You.kissed me.softlyon the cheek
I.had won your heart by beating the dragon. But I had grabbed the splinter you had thrown away and stabbed you in your chest I had your heart in two ways now Your eyes slowly dimmed as the splinter made its way deeper you cursed me with your last breath "all blue.. is a world away" I left you to rest and walked.over to the French frie was it worth it? Yes. I ate it and skipped merrily to the castle I.now.owned for.I.had the French frie of glory forever in my tummy. The end |
I'm confused. o_o; Should I find somewhere else to be?
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Oh... my... what did I just read...? o Ao Just... WHAT?! D:>
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I believe Sami might have taken a massive amount of drugs. Merr, we should take Crys, go out for lunch, and hope this crazy person happens to get lost somewhere while we're out.
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I like this idea. o wob
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What? You didn't like.my story o.o
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Oh dear. That tone worries me. She might get violent soon.
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What tone? I was.just surprised is all
I thought it was the best thing ever |
I thought it was pretty interesting... it had a nice twist at the end too. o wo;
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I know right? Didn't see that coming
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...Can I have a vanilla-bean mocha?
o_o *climbs onto gallagher's leg and wraps myself around it* |
I died.
I think it's, like, against the law for me to like a story I died in! What! ... -pats Merr- Sure thing, sugar. |
*purrs and rubs my antlers against you*
|D Mooocha. |
But... you had epic moments
The shin scratch and teeth swipe |
Teeth are gross.
And I died. Died. Hm. -gives Merr a mocha- |
At least you were in love
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And then I died! So not fair.
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*balances it on my head*
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So fair. You summoned a dragon Bl
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Maybe the dragon wanted love, too.
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Maybe.. but it got.old balloons
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So unfair.
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Not even. It was so fair
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So rude. Did you ever think maybe it had babies to feed?
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WHERE OH WHERE IS THE GALLA? OH WHERE OH WHERE COULD ZOMBIE BE?
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Do dragons even know what love is? -rests fingers against each other and stares at the window for a second-
And Gal dies in a story? Creepy.. but than all the good romantic stories are the ones where the lover dies in the end, often being murdered in cold blood. -pulls a can of soda out of her pocket and takes a sip- Did the blood come in handy? Lemme know if you need any more, I'm off to start my slow domination to take over the world. -evil grin- |
No.
No, you are wrong. All good romantic stories are not ones where lovers die. You know what we call those? Lust stories. Oh yes, I went there. Say... Where, by chance, did you happen to get the blood? Because I may or may not have started an experiment that in theory will reconstruct a living body from the cells over the next few days, and I would like to know if I should get my shotgun. |
i think its vampire blood :o
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I'm not really the kind to read Romance stories, unless they involve mystery or fantasy. -fingers the copy of a few romance novels that belong to her grandmother- Other than Twilight.. <..<' I use those books to wipe my backside and ended up sparkling for a month down there.. it wasn't pretty.
-chuckles- It's not vampire blood. -tilts head to the side- Through don't think Vampires actually bleed, I'll have to try to run into one and ask. The blood should be perfectly safe, it came from a morgue when they were draining the bodies to embalm them. Can't get any more fresher than that unless I went low as kidnapping people off the streets and bleeding them dry. Which is a good idea, the world is too over populated anymore. |
Hooray I found a seller for the Miniature D. Wings and Miniature A. Wings and bought one of each. >:3 |
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How is everyone doing today? :3 |
gall needs to make sure everyone reads that epic story 8D
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