Now that is something I didn't would happen but how funny.

It can be, the beast orders some weird stuff.

How wired are they?

They're the kid of weird that come in unmarked brown boxes.

If you catch my drift.

WAI~! -hides behind Eagle- Those Items?!

Yes, THOSE items.

That just nothing I need to run into with my rear.

Exactly!

That is why I have you~ <3 you can save me from such evils or something like that./

I just out-evil the other lesser evils.

My Evil Hero~ -luffles-

More or less~

-float in-
Oooh, we still have nice sofas. <3 -happeh-

*Curls up on sofa with Sadrain.*

Sofa nappers!

...

Wait... If someone who steals kids is a Kidnapper...

So a Sofanapper would be someone who steals sofas...

What do you call someone who is taking a nap?

'Cause it can't be a napper...

Napinators? But that sounds like Sofa Exterminators or those who bothers those who want to nap... hmm.