well b looks like d which is the sexiest letter sooooooo.... yeah, checks out

bed. bed is the sexiest word, clearly.

The word bed is shaped like a bed. x} How eerie is that?

*stares* your bed is full of holes and vowels?

=w= MY bed is full of solid comfort, and an alien hot dog.

> alien hot dog

-n- quite!
He keeps me from rolling off like a stupid egg. <xD

i am not sure how to react to this.

https://i.imgur.com/VKm6D9Z.pnghow bout dis?

ah. hot dog.

Yup! <x} <3

you sure do love that weenie man, eh?

-w- He is the best pillow. So yes! x}

i'm not surprised. big long thick weenies are the best

-U- He not very thick, but very firm and cozy.

i'll take firm over thick XD what matters is he's long-lasting