Well when you go mixing other things in them and get less and less salmon...

Yeah, pre-made patties just kinda generally suck no matter what they are.

And that is why we will have very little pre-made food in our house! Some every now and then is OK depending on what it is and all, but the overall rule is to avoid it where possible.

Indeed, my burgers will be made with actual ground beef and steak seasonings.

Roo. None of this flitting to the surface--I mean, uh, the burger joint. Darned little mermaid...

Lol, no, we will avoid the burger joint and make our own!

Yes, we will have our beef burgers and our turkey burgers as needed, and none of them will come from the McDonald's. >8O

I don't eat McDonalds on principal.

Or Burger King.

But Beyonce does. *sagely nodding*

Ohgod, I've missed so much in such a short amount of time. D: I don't even remember what page my last message on here was.

OHWELL, how is everyone?
*pulls up stool at the bar and sits*


You got any food around here, Red? :D

No but I am about to go and eat supper then head out to the store,

How you doin' Bagel?


Willis: Beyonce eats quite a lot, doesn't she?

And I am gonna go have pasta.

Food? What food? There's never been any food; food is just a myth!

Willis; Yes, the cow.

I will talk to you later.

I'm doin' okay. :D Yourself?

BUT BUT If food is just a myth, where did bagel get this peanut butter cookie from, hmmmmmmm?

PEANUT BUTTER COOKIE! GIMME GIMMIE!!!!


OK, seriously going to eat now, later ya'll.

Please draw Spiderpony. That just sounds amazing.

Why does this...

It's been a day or two now. 8D

Tfff. Can't a girl just have fun without people assuming they can buy her? *tosses hair*

You can give me all the skanky clothes you want. 8D You just won't get any lap dances out of it.

AHH
Someone just called me. ABOUT A JOB. ...a temporary overnight job, but still. I scared. WHAT DO I SAY WHEN I CALL THEM BACK? I don't even know if the same person who called will be the one to answer or what. HOW DO I DO THIS

Oh my gosh, that Spiderpony. That is beautiful.

IF THEY OFFER YOU A JOB, AND YOU WANT IT, SAY YES?

BUT BUT BUT
I missed the call and now I have to call back. WHAT DO I SAY WHEN THEY ANSWER THE PHONE D'8 I'm no good at phone etiquette. Or any sort of etiquette. Or phone. Or jobs.

Apologise for missing the call. Depending on what time it is there, you can probably use dinner as an excuse. :I

>:s It's eight thirty PM... Seems an odd time to call someone about a job. Am I supposed to say "I am responding to a call I just received regarding an application I sent", or am I supposed to name the specific position they mentioned? fffffff I don't have room to mess up.

OK OK that sounds good.

WUG YOU SENT ME SO MANY THINGS ; A;

I seeeee

> .> I keep?