=Yawns= man...I hates my life as of late =dies=

Nope, not anymore. Oh, but our cosplays are still remarkably superior.

Oh? Pinkie is going to give up so easily? If you die now, how will you enjoy this delicious cake? *noms on a sample-size princess cake*

Is there anything I can get you ladies? Maybe some tea or perhaps some sweets?

I will take a gun to kill some people =grumbles=

*laughs* Oh my, you are indeed a feisty customer! Alas, we are not a firearms shop nor are we some organization using a tea house as a cover for a weapons supply route. We are simply what we appear to be, and that is a tea house of the highest quality. Perhaps some candy would ease your mood some? *offers a handful of sweets*

=Sighs= Dangit...here I was thinking that this was a mafia cover up shop =takes candy=

Well, I suppose if you're really interested, we do have some rather lethal weaponry in the... back room.

=Raises eyebrow= What...kind of weaponry?

Ooh~! It seems I've piqued the lovely lady's interest! Would you like to see?

Ohhh I would love to see indeed! =Stand gracefully=

*leads Pinkie to the back room beyond the kitchen* Allow me a moment to find the light switch, my lady. *shuffling sounds and the jingling of bells can be heard in the darkness of the room*

=Stands by the door so she still had a little light to see with though she could make nothing out but the random like jingle of bells along with a light curse here and there= Still looking for the light?

Perhaps, I- Oh wait, here it is! *flicks a switch at the bottom of a stairwell, revealing that the room is full of adorable black kittens with bells around their necks* You see? Deadly cute, aren't they? Never met anyone who could resist a cute, cuddly kitten! Present one to an enemy and they'll turn to putty in your hands!

Stand there and watches as all the kittens come into view..."Um....this is a little...yea" she crossed her arms and tilted her head a little "Pinkie hates cats...."

*gapes in horror* How dare you?! Cheshire would be most displeased to hear that.

*sighs* Ah well, no matter. *holds out a pistol* Would this satisfy your violent urges?

I is sorry! I just...bad bad memories from cats =sulks=

Hmm, I suppose I can understand that, but what has gotten you in such a foul mood?

So what are you two cosplaying now? owo


Um, sure...could I get some Dippin' Dots? <3

I am the marvelous Xerxes Break, and my gloomy counterpart there is Gilbert Nightray. We come to you from the magical world of Pandora Hearts.

Now then, let me see if we have any more of those little ice cream balls... *searches around in the back of the freezer for several minutes, then brings a large bowl of the mint chocolate chip flavor to Ari's table*

I have never heard of those characters before... D:
What do they do? And what is the storyline of the comic/anime/manga/etc., that they are from, about? owo

Yay~~♪
Dippin' Dots~~♪ <3

*digs into the 'ice cream of the future'* <3

Merci beaucoup, Reyo~~♪

Would you, perhaps, like a link to the manga?

Sure, I guess...

*continues munching on my Dippin' Dots* <3

*waves around a lollipop* There you are, m'lady. Now, would you care for some candy? *grins and offers some*

Mmm, no thank you. I'm quite content with my Dippin' Dots~~♪

*shrugs* Oh well, suit yourself. *munches on candy* Mmm~! So good!

So how are you doing today, Reyo? :]

Hmm, I suppose I'm doing alright. I am in need of a nap, though, seeing as the dogs woke me up early.

Aww, silly dogs. Waking up their owner so early. >.>
Are your dogs at least cute? What breeds are they?

I have a cocker spaniel, two miniature dobermans, and a toy fox terrier. They started going stark raving mad because my grandmother left the house to do something. They are quite the lovable lot, though, save for the terrier. I absolutely can't stand her. She's my aunt's dog, and she's getting to be a snippy old thing.

I am the manry-est of men!

*pokes Gilbert's cheek with a wrapped lollipop* Aw, is little Gilbert tired?

I am the manry-est of men!

*places a cup of tea in front of Gil* Really, must you leave yourself so open? I thought I taught you better than that.

I am the manry-est of men!

So then, how was your trip to the... circus? *munches on a piece of cake*

I am the manry-est of men!

Hmm, that sounds most delightfully absurd.

I am the manry-est of men!

*laughs* Oh, my dear little Gil, you must learn to have a sense of humor. If you don't learn to smile a bit more, it will surely distress young master Oz.

I am the manry-est of men!

*snickers* Gil, some of your hair has fallen into your tea with you sitting like that.