Cause you could if you tried?
I'd like to see that.

and continuing the game
-steals monkey zoo showcase from pocket-

-is empty once more-
o.o

*le gropes around* the pocket is empty. DX

-snuggles and robs her of her can of cheese spray- LAWL mine!!

>_>
why oh why must you find such horrible things
oh wait
your looking in a trash can
no wonder xD
LAWL
-bites and rummages through pockets-
POCKY!

*swipes pocky and eats it all*

T_T
-finds only Easter candy-
IHATEYOU T_T

*rummages around in pockets and finds chopsticks*
Are these for eating with, or do they go in your hair?

*rummages and finds...* Why do you have Inu-Yasha's haori?

*blushes*
That's none of your business!
*reaches into pocket and takes out...*
Ooh, Lindor chocolates! *runs off with them*

*stands there holding Inu-Yasha's haori* Uh... Huh? *drops item and runs after Reyoki* *tackles Reyoki and begins searching* *finds an earthen-ware bottle of rum* Okay, this is weird. Are you a Pirates fan or a Inu-Yasha fan. Either way, I'm keeping the rum.

//rummages through your pockets and finds random odds and ends an keeps throwing them out like they're nothing.
//something pricks my finger.
//pulls out a giant sword.
how did.. what.. where.. hmm..

-nabs at pockets and finds movie prop the "Bottle with a heart in it" from Pirates xD and JAck-
ZOMFG
-steals- I"VE GOT A JAR
AND ITS FULL OF DIRT
I'VE GOT A JAR OF DIRT~