I'd make an uneducated guess and say Moolah.

I'm... I'm not sure I follow.

That and my Mom's US Veteran benefits limit me where I go to college

I still don't see how a stash of dirty mags would limit where he could go to college...

I don't have any of those XD

Surprising I know = u=

I'm a guy that can use his imagination to solve nearly anything >:V

...

I'm so lonely T nT...

Huh... I guess not being christian made me miss that memo.

...Uhhh? Why would Catholics have soot on their foreheads for 'Lent'?

XD

Hairy palms and blindness~ Yay~

Okay. Now I'm even more confused. What does doing one's self have to do with going blind?

Normally I'd go back and read a few pages but...I haven't been here in so long I might miss the topic anyways >.>;

...Okay. I guess that makes more sense then everything else I heard here...
The you being confused part, not the soul cleaning part.

Well at least that makes two of us. I wonder if they get the soot thing or if they just do it cause someone told them too?

... Its just what they told boys that were coming of age and they asked about the 'evil' word sex :V

If you played with yourself you'd get hairy palms and go blind for committing a sinful act :V

I'm not sure if they still tell them that now a days though. I was way back when. The time in which my mom thought our family needed to be religious XD

Ah good memories = u= ... Got so many bruises on the top of my hands from those damn rulers

@Luna, I'd believe that part. I've learned quite a lot about Catholics because my mom's parents are Catholic. It's so structured and rigid, and doesn't really have a lot of space for interpreting anything.

@Trakadon, "If you play with yourself, god kills a kitten." That's what *I* was told.
-shivers-

Eww. Yuck. That's why being Wiccan is better. Each person chooses their gods via a democratic process.

XD

I never converted... I'm not sure if I can even use that world seeings how I've never laid claim to any religion.

But anyways. I found out that nuns don't like it when you ask "why" to much o .o

If I had to believe in a god I'd go with ancient Greek or the Norse gods = u= b

I went to a Christian college but they encouraged us to ask why. I felt a lot of respect there.

That's certainly your choice :3 I don't think religion should be forced on ANYONE.

@Serra~ Ah we don't mean any offense of course. Just our own personal experiences~

Although... I would like to punch one of my friends in the face if he tells me the grand canyon was made in one day from the 'great flood of Noah's arc'

> .<

@Lio~ Yeah. Our friendship is on a slippery slope because of it too. I can't say he is at fault totally because I did tell him he was being ignorant for believing that. Which I still regret telling him that but every time I see him I forget that regret and I just get pissed at him... Theres more to this then just Noah's arc but I don't wanna get into that

The grand canyon? In one day? *ROFLS* Oh Goddess I haven't heard something that funny in a long time. There is no way that something of that size could be made in one day. The speed the water would have to be traveling at would be astronomical. And if you could get water to flow at that speed, it would evaporate from the friction against whatever surface it was flowing over. Not to mention to mountain of rubble that you would find at the end of the grand canyon.

Wow. I guess having a Geologist as a parent can actually pay off.

I can't figure a way to say this without trying to sound like I'm trying to convert you guys... URRRRGH

@Trakadon, I'm not offended :3 I'm a very lazy Christian. Also, while arguments based off religion are common, I can't accept a "because God said so" answer ever >.>;

@Luna, You're trying to convert us to Geology?

My dad is a Geologist o .o

No no. I'm wiccan, and one of the major things about wicca is the fact that we don't believe in any one Deity or Pantheon, but call upon the ones that are closest to us. I personally call upon the norse gods because of my Heritage. I'm trying not to make it sound like I think my religion is better then Christianity...