<insert "The ever amazing captain obvious" joke here>

8D finally my title is put to good use.

Hehe, I should get a custom title... But I have no idea what I would want it to be XP

Mine is used too much

>.> mine is... well meh

Oh! <3 This is like a piñata! *gets a paddle and gets ready to smack Ultima* I want Linth candiez! *[]*

Mine was given to me. Which I am secretly proud of but don't tell Kami

No! We must change it nao D8! It must be horrible and amusing at the same time!

L, I told you not to say that out loud! now you've gone and posted with Kami in the thread watchin' you. XD

Evening everyone.

Say WUT?! Get away from my title!

Erm wow, my post was late v.v;

You have a boy in your shirt?

-looks at chin and keeps eating the skittles- >.> would you really hit ulti?

Yes. Yes Kami would. Kami has done worse things to Ultima.

-stays in ulti's shirt- mmmm, a cherry one...

Did Kami name you microwavable and try to eat you every day?

Ultima likes the pain and suffering. He is one of my designated abuse targets <3. So hurting him is perfectly routine 83. Now hurting Linth...I don't know if I'll do that often...depends on how much I end up enjoying it hehehe ewe

Hey now, I never said that.
KAMI LIES.

Wait a minute. I thought I was your favorite to torture!

Apparently you have also been lied to by Kami XD

-scratches head and stretches slightly, leaving my hands up behind my head on ulti's neck- >.> meh, i don't know if i'll be fun to torture.

*punts Letiel into the microwave, then tosses it off a cliff* <3

*has some darts and throws them at Linth* O 3o

*jealous of Linth* I want in a shirt.

Edit: YOU DID WHAT TO ME?! *falling*

-points to self- No vacancies, sorry.

-watches them fly at me, flying zombie momongas zoom in front of them and get pelted- >.> dead flying creatures for the win.

Live falling creatures is not win!

*shifts into dragon form and breaks free of the microwave*

I have the power to shoot microwaves from my armpits! *n*

-looks at chin- that's interesting...

KAMI LOVE!!!! ~grabs kami and stuffs her into her cape~ there was no kami here

I have the power to make unicorns from my skin XDD
Right, Kami? XP

*luffles on Chasm, then wiggles around to look for cookies* <3

BIRTHING UNICORNS!!! *[]*

*lands on the top of the cliff and growls at Kami*
Bet you didn't know I could do that!

Yes, indeed XDDD

Domination? 0-0

*farts in Letiel's general direction* O 3o

the cookies are in the rp thread ~points~

-just stays in ulti's shirt for now- ... i can only make string cheese shoot from my finger tips.

*transforms back to human* How dare you fart at me!?

^ Monty Python reference?