Eh, wha--?! -finds swordtip at throat-

...-quickly hands over the Monster-

A wise decision barkeep. *takes the Monster and begins to drink it while sheathing sword*

...I wonder if I should run while I have the chance to >.>

Now you wouldn't want to miss the party celebrating good Sir Funk's birthday, would you? *glares at menacingly*

It's Funk's birthday? -blinks-

On the 15th, Lio

And also...*punches Alpha in the face*
Don't point weapons at my employees

Funky is gonna be old! ^_^

I already am old.

Funk; Not as old as I am.

How old are you even? You can't be older by much

I am 21.

o_o Gonna be 22 in October.

*growls* Very well....it was all in good fun sir. *sits back down and continues drinking Monster*

That's not too bad. In fact the age seems as fine as wine, almost as though it is the prime of youth.

@Alpha Many things are

Funk. If its te prime I'll be decreasing soon

But it's not the exact prime, that's like...29-32 ish