Holy wow it is an essay. XD

Ah. :c I wish I could move from here but I can't for a while~ Money issues. Dx
Lmao. XD Must have had the AC on too long blowing outside. Look what you did. XP

I don't really remember much about it. The only thing I remember was walking to school and some cornfields on the way or something. XD I kinda wanna move back there maybe, I don't know.

xD Haha. My hairs kinda medium. I kinda like how it is right now, for once. XD I can't really tell if I do short styles or medium styles best. I don't do long. xD Just. Don't really care for long hair. XP

A lava cave? o_O; Sounds rather different.
Why would you want a 'gas' lamp in a 'hot' place. (wouldnt it blow up or do they not work like that XD)

Wow. o_o; I dunno if I could imagine that. Sounds really awesome, but scary. x.x' /someone's gas lamp running out or something.

Middle school? XD your schools are much more interesting then ours then. XP That would have been an intersting experience indeed.XD
I havn't done too many interesting things in my life. ._.'

Uh. probably soft. XD I get distracted easy.

Would you rather fly through the skies on a plane or a hot air balloon?

-tries to find the question in all that- O _o;
If I'm piloting, a hot air balloon. If not, a plane.

Would you rather discover Bigfoot(s) or aliens?

Bigfoot. An alient can capture me and who knows what extended torture I'd go through. Dx

Would you rather be lost in the mountains or on a boat in the ocean?

Mountains, maybe I can survive like that kid did in The Hatchet. I've read that, some other book about an englishman child being taught how to survive by native americans, Lost, and uh...I'm pretty sure tehre's more xD

Would you rather attempt to drink a cup of vegetable oil or a cup of cinnamon?

I read that book for school like forever ago. XP I still remember the bear thing.

Uh. I dunno what either one would taste like. o_O; I'm guessing I'd probably choke on the cinnamon so maybe the vegetable oil would go down easier. XD

Uhh. If you could take yourself to a foreign place would it be England or Japan?

That's...hard. If I could go to other places from there, it'd be Britain. If not, I'd probably go to Japan.

If you could and had to choose between dark and light magics to wield against an army by yourself, which would you rather use?

(For the record, dark magic includes necromancy, blood magic, hellfire, etc -- it's much more powerful but at a greater cost. Light magic would include healing and such, and is more useful for keeping you alive for a longer stretch.)

Probably dark magic. Normally I'd choose light, but against a whole army I don't know how well I'd be able to slink around and heal myself while picking them off. XD

Would you rather be a hospital janitor or a high school janitor? XD

Highschool. I want to work in a hospital but a janitor doesn't really work with people as much and empty hospital halls scare the shit out of me.

Would you rather forget everything that is going to happen on you hence forth, or would you rather remember every pain-staking detail?

Probably remember. XD Wouldn't be much different then what it is now and forgetting everything would be worse. :c
/and quite disorientating. XD

Would you rather be abandoned on an island by yourself or with your worst enemy?

By myself. Maybe I'll end up with a volleyball buddy like in outcast. But more likely I'll just die out xD I think that's better than dying with my worst enemy honestly...wait ABANDONED?! WTF would someone do that to me? TT^TT

Would you rather everything tasted like beef or chicken when you ate it?

Chicken. I actually hate beef.

Would you rather be in a crowd or alone?

Uh. Really depends on my mood but most likely alone. XD

Would you rather listen to 30 minutes of nails-on-chalkboard for 4 hours of 3 cats constantly screeching and meowing horribly?

I think I can handle the cats better. Even if they were all up in my space.

Would you rather be caught in just your underwear or just your shirt?

Just my shirt. Most of them are probably long enough to cover my junk o3o;

Would you rather eat at Burger King or McDonald's?

MCDONALDS! I've gotten food poisoning too many times to ever trust another Burger King again!

Would you rather accidentally walk into/through an expensive painting, or accidentally fall face first into poop?

Painting. I've had my run-ins with poop and I would NOT like it to escalate to the face first kind of thing. DX

Would you rather sleep in a room with a spider that escaped your mighty smasher-o-doom, or sleep in a room where you could hear a rodent gnawing all night?