-ears perk- Art contest?

Potentially Ultima

*dances around and sheds all over the place* too hawt, too hawt O 3o

You are one strange chinchilla.

*makes a milkshake for Kami*

o. o; There's fur in my booze.. -plucks soaked fur dripping with vodka from her glass-

*w* *drinks the milkshake* <3

I'll take your booze if you don't want it.

-wordlessly hands her booze to Kami-

There's more booze in the cellar, Dawn.

Aye.. -hands down to get another bottle-

*takes the booze and drinks it through a straw like a 7-11 icee, then approaches the cellar* O 3o

Oh, and be careful of the skeevers down there. They're rather vicious.

Oh, cousins. They like cookies too O 3o

Yes, cookies and the flesh of foolish adventurers.

O______O Gawd, they're so picky! Why can't they just accept general meat? *has a bag filled with human hearts* >A>

Mine aren't picky. The little scavengers'll eat just about anything.

Oh good, we can share <3. *gets out the candles* to improve the ambiance uwu

o. 0; preparing for a candle lit meal there, Kami?

o .o

whats going on

I honestly have no idea, but I may stand near an exit if I were you o.o

I think Kami is about to try mating with the skeevers in the cellar...

o .o''

-uses ultima as a shield-

-shrugs- I was going for more booze.. o. 0; but pretty much agree with Reyo.. I think Kami gets horny when we give her booze.

uwu ...It will be so romantic <3 *sighs* <3

Great... The last thing we need is Kami babies running around in the tavern... We don't run a daycare here >:U

Don't worry; I have a plan in case of a situation like this. I must warn you, though, it is a bit... drastic...

o.o I doubt it will be romantic.. more like strange..

No setting the tavern on fire Reyo...

No no, no fire involved. *points to a suspicious-looking lever* This is the release lever for the cellar's drainage system. If I pull this, the whole thing floods and everything down there gets swept out into the harbor.

We will be swimming and eating your fish. And most importantly..drinking the booze that gets swept out to the ocean with us <3

o. .o Reyo.. that might not be such a good idea.. I think setting the place on fire would be better an idea..

We would run out into the streets and hug as many innocent bystanders as we can uwu...while burning into a crispy rodent wafer.

Kami, aren't you allergic to water?

-pops open her new bottle of booze and doesn't reply-

When you do things for love, anything is possible.

*climbs up Dawn and tries to suck on her blood*

Bah, love is a lie. A filthy, horrible lie.

Woot~ 2k au~ Just need about 48k au to go...

Hmm? Question mark? Why you need 50k, Trak? You buyin' something expensive?

o. o; Kami... no sucking my blood.. I'm not into girls sucking my blood.. creeps me out..

Needles will do then *gets out a bag of used needles* O 3o