and... 'There's a knock on the door. It's a suitcase filled with X eggs.'

XD

'Egg scientists have released a study showing that X egg scientists outperform regular scientists!'

You try to read the hilarious egg joke you got for posting, but you realize your eyes have turned into eggs.

ohohohhohoho.

eep! that sounds creepy, SparX!

'A flock of chickens fly overhead and pelt you with X eggs.'

'All those moments will be lost in time, like these X eggs.'

I am all out of egg puns. But the messages will never stop!

How eggciting.

*playing catch-up now. Went to run an errand, and will soon be vanishing to work on cosplay stuff that got neglected yesterday*

*glompa Den* Did you get my wall message?

Some of these are down-right dangerous. "You find a ball pit...jump in...it was actually eggs!"

some of the egg messages are punny. Terribly punny.

This, this is just too funny! XD
http://i.imgur.com/uxUkUQ2.png?1

Edit:
How come there's no number listed? o.o

Not all the quotes will have numbers listed for the amount of eggs you get.

It makes me think of the guy laying an egg after he insulted the ninja.

There are a lot of different messages. I'll post here if I see any that you don't have Den.

You found a giant egg! When you touched it, it hatched 96 smaller eggs.

That one cracked me up. Dang, that would have been good for the egg pun thread.

The puns have been proliferating almost as fast as the eggs.

Just got the Dr. Seuss one and it really tickled me.