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SparX 06-25-2016 09:57 PM

Why did the Iphone wear glasses?
It lost it's contacts

also

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-st...03518739-1.jpg

Athilea Majiri 06-26-2016 10:27 PM

http://i.imgur.com/FNfFhwF.jpg

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.

SparX 06-26-2016 11:46 PM

Ahahhahaha XD
What did the dog say to the cat?
Nothing dogs can't talk.

Athilea Majiri 06-26-2016 11:51 PM

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

At the BP station!

SparX 06-26-2016 11:54 PM

*head desk*
ouch that one XD

Why did the fish get bad grades?
because it was below "sea" level :D

Lawtan 06-27-2016 06:34 PM

Where do fruits go to camp?
The Jam-boree

Athilea Majiri 06-27-2016 07:32 PM

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

Lawtan 06-27-2016 07:50 PM

What do you call a janitor's former (girl/boy)friend?
A Kleenex

Athilea Majiri 06-27-2016 07:55 PM

What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?

A Clausterphobic

Lawtan 06-27-2016 07:59 PM

What do you throw to a three-headed dog?
A Trisphee

Athilea Majiri 06-27-2016 09:40 PM

Hah, nice!

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

Lawtan 06-27-2016 10:06 PM

Why did they put Pythagoras in jail?
He broke the law(tan(x))

...I tried.

SparX 06-27-2016 10:14 PM

HAHA! that was quite .... L-awful lawtan ;D
and congrats to Ath for beings post 75 XD

Athilea Majiri 06-27-2016 10:36 PM

Woot, thank you!

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

Ouch

SparX 06-27-2016 10:55 PM

I like that one it's really cute XD

Unfortunately to everyone in this thread I can say only this though
https://pics.onsizzle.com/Facebook-7a92fc.png

Athilea Majiri 06-28-2016 07:46 PM

Heh, nice.

How do you organize a space party?

You planet!


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