Tasty? You may lick if you're so inclined, but try to bite and we'll bite right back ^^

Er...this concerns me. Please do not attempt to taste me or I shall be forced into a potentially violent reaction...

Oh, okay. I should have realized people don't like to be eaten... I feel so bad now.

...do people enjoy being eaten in drider society? o.O
Or is it only frail humans that look so delicious to you?

Well, in Drider society, the females get to eat whoever they want. -Twiddles fingers- Actually, Koprina outranks me in our society by quite a margin. I'm glad she's friendly. ^^;

Well, that doesn't answer the question though *smiles*
Even if it's perfectly normal for female Driders to eat whoever they desire, does their designated food enjoy being food? I still believe us Trisphites aren't the only ones who'd rather not be eaten.

Well... no. It's just sort of expected of us.

Ah yes, the pressure of society... *sympathetically pats Strider's back*

I suppose the real question is do you enjoy eating people? Because if you do, then...I guess it's fine as long as you don't eat those of us who have expressed a desire to not be eaten. But if you don't really enjoy it, then it's perfectly fine to defy society's expectations and not eat people.

Well, I'm a failure, so they kicked me out. I don't get to be eaten by the love of my life.

I don't really like eating people. It's kind of bland, actually.

What the heck is going on in here.

They taste better with maple syrup.

You're not a failure. If the love of your life doesn't want to eat you, then said love doesn't even deserve you. Or was it if they want to eat you? Wait a minute, I got this! *turns around for a second and hastily checks relationship advice book*

Derpy waddles in and hugs one of Strider's legs. "I share my donuts and cookies wif you?"

Canibles!!!!!!

"I-I'd rather eat bugs and shrimp than people."

1.) I feel honored by the fact that I made it into one of the puzzles.
2.) I shall have to do these. Eventually.
3.) ...-orders pizza for everyone-