I want jambalaya too xD

The beast however seems to be asleep. Or away. You didn't dare to check. Anyway, it neither comes out for Espy's bread with boysenberry jam nor Witchchylde's creole jambalaya.

Making a fresh batch of buttermilk biscuits with salami.

Biomecha's buttermilk biscuits with salami might sound like an odd combination for some people, but the beast finds them absolutely delicious.

wtf lol. I don't know what the pattern is xD

would he, could he, like green eggs and ham?

MonBon's green eggs and ham remain untouched by the beast.

Wow even dr. seuss got rejected

Would the beast care for some Veggie gumbo?

:( hmmm, no shrimpies eh?..*places the spicy jumbo shrimp on a rocket and sends it off up into the cosmos saluting it* TT-TT ~+
...hmmmmmmmmmm. >:/ *taps bony cheek and thinks what could lure the beast out of the cave.* <.<; *quietly goes off and comes back with a weird glowing roast pig on a platter* /:[ *hides* ??

The beast does not care for KittyBeary's Veggie gumbo nor Merskelly Metalien's glowing roast pig on a platter. (How did you make it glow by the way? I think that's an interesting twist ^^)

I have some braised bear with pesto sauce to offer.

Clearly, it’s radioactive.

Well, if that glowing pig was sprinkled with Mendelevium, the beast would eat it. Meanwhile it munches braised bear with pesto sauce.

Witchchylde returns with a platter of fish fingers and custard with one fishstick dipped in the vanilla custard to demonstrate the proper serving.

Can I offer the beast mendelevium then?

Even with proper serving instructions the beast decides to pass on fish fingers and custard.

But it devours a probably unhealthy amount of mendelevium.

Awwh darn! :[ That pig was only dunked in some finely aged radium... ;-; not very tasty unless you like glowing organs and a lingering taste of burning merry-go-rounds.
Hmmm, will the beast accept a bag full of melty lava cookies? :)