I claim science. Calculating the change in speed when sliding down a mountain based on the number of people inside a canoe. With practical experiments and repeatable data.

I claim this vessel in the name of Derpy.

*puts a missile launcher on the canoe...also throws in a big soft blanket with cookies on it* -w- ~+

Actual cookies?
Or fake printed ones? *closely inspects the blanket*

Derpy will be so happy with these modifications...
*tucks a sleeping Derpy into the blanket to finish his nap*

-w- They're not real cookies, but the blankie smells like faint cookie smell so the Derpy can have sweet dreams. I've got a cherry soap scented one too for me. ^-^; I-I don't eat cherry scented soap though heheh… > x>;

...Derpy's gonna be so mad when he wakes up and finds out the cookies are a lie...

There's still enough time to bake some real cookies until then.

I would do it, but I'm needed at the responsible position right behind the missile launcher.

:/ I could always bake some quick sugar cookies in the back. I can make them soft-baked or crunchy, ^-^ which does Derpy like?

Derpy likes all cookies.

...that reminds me, I need to buy butter sometime this week...

-u- Then I will make both kinds. *prepares cookies in the back...of the canoe*

Yay canoe sledding >:V

If the mountain's a relatively straight slope, then that's a really easy calculation.

Still we need to verify the calculation. By actually sledding. *nods*

I keep reading 'shame sheeding'

How about shame shearing? Anyone needs a new haircut... It will be done while gliding downhill with a canoe, but completely free of charge.