.... I never lock the honey away.

*swarm of bees come by*

O.O

*hides*

*sets up a spell to repel bees*
For those not wanting to get stung.

O.o
We thought alike, ml - I was going to call the "warrior-women" (Valkyries...somehow that means bees) to calm down...but I figured Illusion would want the bees

lol, as the saying goes, great minds think alike. XD

i'll vomit blood all over them! >:O

Bees are better than Valkyries. Bees don't get all matriarchy in my face.

For my next trick, I will transform Trisphee into cats.

http://cat.trisphee.com.meowbify.com/forums/

OH MY GOSH THE IMAGE OVERLOAD CAAAAAAAAATS @.@

Meow meow meow.

(Translation: Meow meow meow)

I fear you mistranslated.
"Meow meow meow" means "Bzz bzzz bzzz" in the aged tongue of Ham

that was terrifying

Not terry-flying enuff.

Should I get the scrambled eggwords out to serve with a side of illusionaise?

yes. YES. Get on that. Like now.

I don't know if those are consumable items or if they are monsters. .-.

Well, imagine SHODAN or GlaDos...but made of egg...
And illusionaise is a product of Illusion's, able to send even the sanest minds into memenuttersurrealisms.

-plops to butt-

I love this.

Okay, so they are some kind of monster then and not edible. x'D

Let's eat them anyways.

Oh, they are fully edible. A part of the balanced takeovertheworld-e-o's cereal.

I'LL TAKE 12!
*Puts on bib*

*Feeds Illusion the most revoltingly beautiful carpet sweet-spicy down heavenly stuff in existence.*

On a different note, for your viewing pleasure

I'll just take my leave and hide in the corner now. ^^;

xD
Sorry, ml1201

*Gives cookies, blankets, and pillows*

Needs more salt. :/

*hands Illusion spoopy salt with extra spoopy*

Too spoopy!

Do I use this spoopy salt by throwing it at very salty spoops?

I think you use spoopy salt when there's just not enough spoop in your meal.

You wanted regular table salt in the spoopy thread? But that will scare away half the spoopy ghosts and all the spoopy witches! D:

If I put too much spoop in my meal wouldn't I be at risk of 2SPOOPY cancer?

Nope. Maybe a 3spoopy electrolyte imbalance, but not cancerous...

Electrolytes? That's what plants crave!

http://new2.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/com...e9670bb419.jpg

ELECTROLYTES! <3

As a plant, I can confirm that I am indeed craving this, and am interested in knowing more.

It has electrolytes in it.

That's all you need to know.

I am sold. Quigglesby, fetch the car. I wish to make a purchase of Brawndo, the Thirst Mutilator(tm).

I could go into the stuff about electrolyte overdose/deficiency...or I can just give you the Spoopy Salt. Unlike normal salt, which takes up water as well as increase the stuff around channels (creating a degree of blockage/storage) or other materials that flood your system like a sugar rush/crash, Spoopy Salt (TM) is the perfect non-lethal unbalance balance for any non-hominid!

(Warning: Ingestion of Spoopy Salt may result in nonsense, cuteness, and talking excessively.)

*Swallowing loads of Spoopy Salt*

Mmmhmmm. Wait a minute... This isn't Spoopy salt. THIS IS SPOOKY SALT! D: DOCTOR! WHAT ARE THE NEGATIVE CONSEQUENCES OF SPOOKY SALT!?

Oh, dear...
Illusion, my dear patient, I am afraid I have some bad news...

No lie, the first time I played Bioshock Infinite, I avoided taking all the Salt lying around because I thought it was actual salt and wanted to avoid too much sodium, for...some reason.