When the beast sees pizza, Minestrone soup with pieces of tri-tip steak and the villager it thinks getting up today is barely worth the effort. But then it thinks maybe his meal choices are too limited. So soon afterwards...

New Taste

"I think we figured it out", said the monarch. "The beast likes everything where any particular letter of a word doesn't appear more than once in said word."

"Your majesty!", the scout reported. "As much as I would love to believe that... the beast has just eaten a huge apple crumble with chocolate sprinkles. And it still looks hungry!"

Ohhhhh that sounds yummy but I wonder if it would like a delicious warm cinnamon roll with bacon inside too!

what about some lemon cheesecake?

Uhhhh *shares my cauliflower macaroni and cheese with the beast*

*slides some silken spaghetti finely aged in an oaken cask towards the beast*

The beast awakes from its digestive nap and looks delighted about the new plates of food that have appeared in front of its cave. First it devours delicious warm cinnamon roll with bacon inside.

It stops to think about lemon cheesecake, but apparently comes to the decision it doesn't want dessert right now.

But it eats all of the cauliflower macaroni and cheese, and also silken spaghetti finely aged in an oaken cask fall victim to the beasts enormous appetite.

I offer Hamburger gravy over rice

*offers Snitzel With Noodles to The Beast*

The beast hungrily stuffes its face with Hamburger gravy over rice.

But even though you hear Sound of Music playing in the background, the beast does not count Snitzel With Noodles to its favorite things right now.

I offer caramel apples to the beast

How about something fancier, like guava cheesecake with crumbly cashew crust?

The beast eats caramel apples.

But does not fancy guava cheesecake with crumbly cashew crust.

*patiently waits until she can guess again*

I was too monbon XD
I give the beast Chicken Quesadilla with Homemade Guacamole and Refried Beans

*give the beast some lovely Pulled Pork Sandwiches with BBQ Sauce*

Uhh how about chicken caesar salad? It's apparently ketogenic

*shares her box of Sweet Oat and Flax crackers with The Beast

I offer the beast a bison burger with garlic aoili and sweet potato curly fries!

The beast munches Chicken Quesadilla with Homemade Guacamole and Refried Beans.

But it does not want Pulled Pork Sandwiches with BBQ Sauce or chicken caesar salad.

It then accepts both Sweet Oat and Flax crackers and bison burger with garlic aoili and sweet potato curly fries.

That's fancy.

goddamit what does that beast want
/feeds Death by Mirrors

Death by Mirrors returns unharmed, riding on the beast and looking like a total badass. Maybe you should've picked a different user instead.

Hmm. Be honest, if it worked, would you be eaten anyway or escape?

I would be eaten because there's a secret "eaten by beast" bonus. Didn't tell you that.

*feeds the Beast a Gallagher* Trust me those are tasty

Beast doesn't want to chomp a Gallagher right now, but looking at those buns someone else already did.

*will feed Mdom to the Beast*

This has turned into a user feeding frenzy hasn't it?

I feed the best steak covered with mushroom

Sure looks like it. lol

That beast better refuse u.u

lol Who knows what it will do?

I'm too colorful to be eaten! Please have mercy!

I think I've figured out the pattern, but I'm just having fun at this point.

I thought I had it figured out, but then it rejected my home cooked meal so, you know.

The beast neither eats Mdom nor steak covered with mushroom.

I feed the beast Apple Cinnamon Rice Cakes

The beast happily munches Apple Cinnamon Rice Cakes.