It's based on an old creepypasta/joke:
So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

It's supposed to be a dumb parody of bad scary stories, so it's supposed to be confusing and weird. IDK, I like it.

You're perfectly safe here.
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lol

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It's the night before the con, and YOUR COSTUME ISN'T DONE.
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I thought it was like the phone rings and you don't want to answer it or you answer and it's for someone else and you give them the phone - like here's the phone phrase but you just say (phone) and they are who is it to you so it's like you said someone named PHONE is calling

Some of the sayings are just us being silly and making jokes, tbph.

{Scream Pun Here}
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Case in point. lol

Plastics.
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plastics :o??

o.O okay, that one, I don't get.

Bad for the environment I guess? I mean that is scary in a worldly sense.

Maybe it's a reference to The Graduate?

lol.

one word.

plastics.

Grey's Anatomy joke?


Ye gods, what is that NOISE!

If this was posted before, then I'll assume there was another noise. ;) First one I've heard, though.


EDUT: and then POLITICS!

lol I honestly don't know.

Hmm I need to pay better attention to what is screamed at me. lol

But who was phone?!
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who > was?? phone!?

"Your inner demons called. They miss you.
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Awww.

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Thanks for posting!
Have a Yellow Wildflowers!

This sites seems to hate me today T.T I wants....*Screams*

check your trades again Lilith!!

Your grandma has joined facebook.
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I actually do have one grandma on Facebook.

Happy Halloween, everyone! :D

mmy mom is on facebook and she always likes literally everything i post. im super glad shes on facebook. its nice.

What do you mean Galla's GONE?!
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Just got a good one.
TAXES!! AAAHHH!! You get 1 scream.
XD lol

yep, that IS scary!

"Toho thought he was witty.
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lol.

You ate a super spicy dish, and there's no milk! AHH!
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Funny because I just had a bowl of chili ten minutes before I came here.

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Only you can prevent the zombie apocalypse!
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The floor is SPIDERS


Not lava. Spiders. Not sure how I feel about this.

I'm waiting to see what my next scream saying is. XD Forgot a lot of my past ones. ;_;

-looks for lost screams-

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Toho thought he was witty.
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The floor is SPIDERS!
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Bippity-Boppity Boop! You just got Spooped!
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XoGizmooX

I think we've uncovered all of the sayings, tbph. lol

Yep unless maybe just maybe THEY ADD MORE LOL naw:p-glance:
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Aww, look at the cute little--OH NO!
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It's been fun reading all of the different screams. They haven't liked me much recently, but I have gotten some chuckles out of them.