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Ogods lmao. Come give me a hug!!!!!
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YOU COME HERE AND GIVE ME A HUGGU
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Ewww, mom, dad, stop being gross.
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NEVER I WILL NEVER STAHP MWHAHAHAH
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Well I guess I'll just hoard all my candy up and ignore y'all.
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That is a verry accurate statement, As well as lance taking advantage of cu's silence.
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SORRY, KIDDO. MOM AND DAD ARE ALWAYS GROSS. |
Hugging is gross?
Mekatra, let me tell about how you were conceived... |
Little girl in the Hospital Waiting Room: And then Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the stork and the stork flew down from heaven and left a diamond under a leaf in the cabbage patch and the diamond turned into a baby.
Pugsley: Our parents are having a baby too. Wednesday: They had sex. |
I should re-watch The Addams Family. I wonder if it holds up.
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I've always been a fan of Wednesday ^^
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Bio, we just watched it the other night and it's still pretty good if you're willing to overlook it not being modern Hollywood polished.
All I want in life is for my relationship with my husband to be as sincere and loving as Morticia and Gomez. |
Modern Hollywood polished is a pretty overrated quality in my opinion. I'd always take a non polished good movie over an awesome looking bad one.
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I guess I shall stay here, since no one wants to post in mine xD
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You got to bribe people with coffee.
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...or tea, or alcohol.
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Or rubber duckies.
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I want a rubber ducky filled with orange juice
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Wouldn't it look like it was peeing? More so with lemonade.
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Maybe that's exactly why mdom wants it.
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Derpy waddles back in. "What're we doing now?"
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Distributing rubber duckies to anyone who posts in here. They may or may not be filled with beverages.
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Do we get to request the beverage, or is it random draw?
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It is random. Are you brave enough to try?
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Duck me! This has the potential to be terrible!
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I’d be game.
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*tosses a rubber ducky to both Mekatra and Espy*
The ingredients are randomized from a fair selection of delicious and disgusting fluids (vinegar and cold gravy type disgusting, nothing suspicious or harmful). Drink down in one and tell us what you got! |
*Boldly squeezes the entire contents of ducky into mouth, then gets a VERY bothered look on face before swallowing it down.* YUCK... Dill pickle juice?!
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Ah yes, the daily special. Otherwise known as "that random junk everyone else pours down the drain".
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At least it wasn't bacon grease or kombucha. At least I get to keep the ducky. Thank you!
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"Ducky drinks? Hmmmm...."
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...-squeezes a few drops of duck fluid into their tongue-
...... ...This is just ketchup. |
Seems you got the Lucky Chinese: a cheap peking duck knockoff with plastic ducky and ketchup straight from the bottle instead of sweet and sour sauce.
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I DO NOT WANT DUCK PEE OK
just orange juice |
Ew, gross.
...actually, now that I think about it, even though I’m... colloquially Chinese, I have no clue what a peking duck entails. |
*flailflailflail*
Kitty hatsssssssss! I gots them all! |
I think sweet and sour sauce probably isn't even the one they serve it with. Black bean or hoisin seems more likely. But then again I've never actually had peking duck either - usually I go with either Eight Treasures or chicken with bamboo and mushrooms.
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I really like drunk chicken.
...is that what it’s called in english? |
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