Go right

:D *Thanks the corn maze for the maize. Holds onto the corn caringly as if holding an art project. Goes to the right. Hissing usually means snakes, or explosives, or explosive snakes.* /8{

fine, make me even more lost than I ever was

to the left

@Mekatra
The corn maze does not discriminate; it is well known to equally haunt people of all genders and sexual orientations. But it will question your life choices over and over again by opening up new paths. Like for example the one to the left you encounter after just a few steps. Do you want to continue straight ahead on your current path, or turn to the left once again?

Continue straight, or go left?



@Gizmo
You decide to go right and reach a dead end. Just as you want to go back, you feel something pulling at your clothes. Then all of a sudden you're lifted up. What the hell is going on here? Noooo! Seems you got caught in a trap. Or is that... a fishing line?

YAY I CAN FLY

@Merskelly
After you walked to the right for a few steps, you're no longer sure about your choice. What's the foul stench wafting from straight ahead? You clutch the maize tighter as your stomach starts to revolt. Bravely you march forward, only to find the most horrible porta potty you've seen in your life. Not even international metal festivals leave them in worse condition. Blaaargh! You run back to the entrance as fast as you can.

Go straight, or go left?



@mdom
If you're not lost in the maze, you're doing it wrong anyway. Are you just getting paranoid by now, or do you really hear the corn stalks giggle lightly? Ah well, at least none has attempted to eat you yet. You walk down yet another long corridor with many corners. It seems shorter than the one you just came from, albeit only slightly. After a while a path appears to the left.

Continue straight, or go left?

WHO'S LAUGHING!!!!

I'll go to the left

@Mekatra
You try to go left, but just bump into the maze walls. Apparently some person behind the scenes confused left and right. He has now put My Little Pony glitter stickers on both hands to learn distinguish them once and for all. You grab some leftover popcorn from Gizzie's flamethrower attack and...

Go straight, or go right?

@mdom
The further you walk left, the more the sound turns into desperate sobbing. How could you ever have confused it with laughter? Someone here is clearly needing your help. A little boy in a vampire costume sits on the ground and holds his scraped knee. Candy is spread all around him.

Take the boy back to the entrance, or steal his candy?

*puts the biggest honking corn on the fish hook* must be hungry up there.

bzz honey? sound gud.
>cont str8

@Mekatra
It doesn't take you long to reach the next junction. Thanks to the magic of My Little Pony the new direction can 100% be trusted to go to the right. Of course you don't know whether the path itself seems trustworthy. Maybe the next step leads you straight into a trap. But at least you have popcorn, and you have a choice.

Continue straight, or go right?

I have popcorn:)

https://i.imgur.com/e8UOqZA.png,,,u coodve warped me to the exit fren

PFFFFF I'm sorry bluebird you're more than just a meat shield! D:

Hmmmm I feel going straight is the safest bet, so I'll continue straight.

it ok. this is my karma and divine retribution

@Death by Mirrors: TAKE ME STRAIGHT, VOGELTOTEN, BBY

*pours a pile of popcorn out of my backpack*

@Mekatra
Sometimes the corn maze makes you do things you can't rationally explain. For example munching on popcorn when you don't even like popcorn to begin with. Or walking in a direction that upon closer inspection looks like a dead end. Oh well, wouldn't be a maze if you found the right path on the first try. You look closer and notice a fishing line.

Tug on the line, or ignore it and walk back to the main path?




@bluebird
While your current location does not look like the exit, you feel you could probably reach it in four turns. Unless you get completely lost and end up at the entrance again. Why don't they hand out maps with the maze? You check both directions and hear a lion's roar from the right. Silence lies straight ahead of you.

Go straight, or go right?



@Den
After just a few steps to the left you reach another path. Here you could take a turn to the right, with all its possible dangers and chances. Or there's also the option to continue straight ahead on your current path, which looks eerily similar to the place where you witnessed the tragic demise of the maths teacher.

Continue straight, or go right?

@KittyBeary
You decide to go straight, because that's where bluebird went and you want to catch up with your friend. After a meter the path takes a turn to the left, and then several meters later to the right. Here another path forks off where you could walk right - or you can continue straight ahead, where you hear a buzzing sound.

Continue straight, or go right?



@Major
You have a good feeling as you go straight. The path leads around several corners, almost making you feel lost again. But eventually you reach the junction with the forking path you recognize as the one where you found the puppy. You briefly ponder whether you want to help another pet or simply walk on towards the exit. Then you...

Continue straight, or go right?




@Gizzie
After a delightful flight with Galla Air you look around. This part of the maze seems completely new to you. At least as far as you can tell, when every wall and nook and cranny is made from corn stalks. Unfortunately it also means you have no idea what direction will lead you into a trap, and which one takes you closer to the exit. But you can't stay here forever, so might as well pick a path.

Go left, go straight, or go right?

Imma steal all the candy

Go right

turn 1: i bet the lion has GPS
>go right

@mdom
You start collecting all the candy, and the boy shyly smiles at you under his tears. But a few minutes later he realizes you only stuff your own pockets and have no intent of giving the candy back. He growls and jumps at you, trying to scratch and bite you. Hell hath no fury like a vampire robbed of his treats. You eventually manage to escape the furios child, but feel too exhausted to move on with the maze.

You can continue from this spot tomorrow.




@Gizzie
It is only a short walk around a corner, and then you face once more the decision where to go next. Some of the corn stalks are slightly bent. Maybe you aren't the first person to explore here... but you don't see many treads in the mud. So this still isn't a popular place. A new path opens up on the left.

Continue straight, or go left?

@Death by Mirrors: I will continue straight.

i called you Vogeltoten earlier which means "bird death" when i meant to say Spiegeltoten which would actually mean "mirror death" (loosely) send help what is wrong with my brain

@bluebird
For all you know the lion might be really into geocaching. Why else would he roam a haunted maze, if not to search for hidden treasure? So you bravely walk to the right and stumble across... a sphinx!

Will you run away or stay to fight?




@Den
You have no interest to be the maze dinner - or worse, encounter yet another teacher. So you take the safer path to the right. After a few meters you reach a new path, where you could turn right again if you choose so. Otherwise just continue on your way. Your instinct tells you to...

Continue straight, or go right?




@Major
Shall someone else deal with puppies and kittens this time. You already did your good deed for the day, and you still want to find the maze exit. Once you know the right path, there's ample opportunity to come back and rescue others. So you decide to go straight and walk down a long long corridor with several twists and turns. Finally the path forks into two again. Here you can go to the right, if that's what you want.

Continue straight, or go right?
(and brains are a curious thing. It's probably not even the weirdest thing I've been called in my life ^^)

Go left

The tweasure is the fwends we make awong this journey, wite? uwu

>stay to fight wiff the powew of fwendship

I won't move, but at least I have candy

>X{ UGKUGK-! *gag* No thank you!
*once able to breathe cleaner air that smells more like fresh corn, decides to head to the left* :{