-cuddles Ashy-

Why not nap for a bit, love?

cos i only woke up like an hour ago

I'm happy too.
Expect my mom uploaded updates and now my computer
runs horribly slow. :/ I knew she shouldn't have done it.

yeah never let mothers near computers, they break them

no kidding. >.< my mother is so stupid when it comes to computers. I hope I'm not like that with new technologies when I get older.

yeah my computer blue screens whenever mum touches it, i have no idea what she does

1. Why would you make a good suitor for the ball?
I am clinically insane, thus a compatible match for anyone with half a brain. But especially those with an affinity for Halloween.
2. How would we spend the night, if you won?
First I'd pick you up at your tree house and promptly take you to the ball. Once there we would liven up the ball by calling up a few jolly party ghosts. Then I'd request the band to play worst songs I know to have us dance to. We would take a break now and then to eat some refreshments of picklebrood punch and horsefeather sandwichs. We would also socialize, intriguing anyone we talk to with our joint wit.
3. What sets you apart from everyone else?
I'm the real deal. All the other smucks can say they're crazy, but I've been diagnosed by that talking cat that lives in the dumpster, (he has great rates).
4. WHY do you want to go to the ball with me?
You are probably the only person spooky enough here to handle me. ;)
5. How would we end the night?
By flying on an elephant back to your tree and giving you a polite farewell gift of dirty black marbles.

ok that made me laugh pretty hard ><

BUT BUT BUT I DON'T LIVE IN A TREEEEE!

I live in a cemetery. xD;

And Ashy beats me again. Lmfao.

-shakes fist-

Holy cow, I made someone laugh XD

@Batty:If I win I'll pick you up in your cemetery then ;D

KAYYYY!! Its a date! XD;

Yay! Wait, does that mean I won? I was looking forward to the competition :'(

cemetery tree house maybe?

Now that's an idea, you can keep the zombies out if they get nosey.

fuwhahaha you have not won! =o
for i,the squirrel king GAWD, Have already won
before the contest was even thought of,i,in all reality,won
this contest before the dawwwwwwwwwwn oooff tiiiiimmmeee. /cheeseybmovieannouncervoice/

Oh no! I thought only Chuck Norris was capable of doing that.

remember im a judge and you also have to impress me, ill take bribes of butterscotch and toffee >.>

LMAO! Wow, Zane you have an ego.
And you haven't won anything. =P

i like the egos ><

chuck norris is epic fail. <3

i can has tons and pounds of butterscotch and toffe <3 you can has for bribe ;D

Hello there guys, girls, and any others =D

Lmao! Egos can SOMETIMES be fun. xD;

Ulti!!

*eats butterscotch*

Ulti's hair resembles toffee.

ASHY SHOULD NOM IT.

O.O;; .... But it would not taste like toffee D8

*noms on ultis hair*

it tastes like fairy floss o_O

Fairy Floss - Cotton Candy, yus? =O

yes thats what its called to the non america world :P

I like fairy floss better, though! XD
I also call french fries Freedom Fries. Bahahaha.

-lurks while plotting batty-things-

Fairy floss? I am so calling it that from now on o.o

we call them chips >.>

The UK does that, too.
But ... I knew a guy who was completely obsessed with the UK, and all their slang, and he was the most OBNOXIOUS person I've ever had the displeasure of meeting... so I refuse to call them chips.

yeah but you love me batty :D

so you can call them chips because i do >.>

uggghh..he...was...ANNOYING!
worst,person,ive,ever,known.

I LOVE MY ASHY!

So.. hm... yes. I think I can start calling them chips.
Because Ashy is amazing, and therefore, I'd think of her when I called them said name. <3

I think i shall cook some chips tonight :D

You should totally have some for me.
I don't think I've had chips in.... uhm... three years?

Aww I want some chips D8
....
Meh, I'll just stick with my ice cream owo -nom-