Honestly I can cheat on that and say the rodent since I'm hard at hearing. XD I'd be fine.
Plus rodent arn't as bad as spiders are for me anyway. ;~;

Would you rather walk accidentally into a spiderweb or into a freezing pool?

A freezing pool. That you jump right out of and dry off. Spiderwebs NEVER come off.

Would you rather wear a thong or no underwear?

No underwear.

Would you rather eat your favorite food after it's gone bad (not moldy bad, but bad enough to give you a belly ache) or your most hated food (that you're not allergic to)?

Most hated. Even if it's not moldy-bad, I'm still mycophobic. ...I have strong feelings about the food I eat.

Would you rather go to Europe for vacation (by yourself or with a friend) or Asia?

Europe. I have more family history there.

Would you rather ride in a Mythbusters tricked-out golf cart, or a go-cart?

I'd ride in a tricked out go golf kart...

Would you rather eat a live worm, or have to explain to a 5 year old boy's parents that their son has leukemia.

Live worm. I have my reasons.

Would you rather be exceedingly skilled at creating one type of visual art, or at composing one type of music?

Rather be good at composing one type of music. It has more of an impact for me.

Would you rather have a catlike dog or a doglike cat?

catlike dog (Translation: Spoiled Husky Puppy)

Would you rather die a young and quick death, or old and prolonged one?
>.> If you don't like that one, then rainbows or kittens?

Eh, old and prolonged death. Amazing the things modern medicine can do...

Would you rather have a fast car that always broke down every 10,000 miles or reliable but slow car that broke down every 100,000-150,000?

Reliable and slow. Fast cars don't mean much when most areas get bogged down somewhere along your drive.

Hmm...would you rather know everything without joy, or know nothing but are filled with joy?

Hmmm... I think I'd rather not know anything and be filled with joy... I've seriously been lacking happy in my life here lately... >.<'

Would you rather deal with toddler twins or pre-teen twins?

Probably pre-teen twins. Though I like younglings :)

Would you rather paint, or write?

I'd rather write. Much rather leave the picture to the imagination.

Would you rather be fast or strong?

Well, I am screwed in the "fast" department by multiple things...so, strong!

Would you rather loneliness and wealth, or poverty and love?

Poverty and love.

Would you rather be perceived as healthy because you are thin even if you are not at all healthy, or perceived as unhealthy because you have a bit of extra padding over your body despite being physically fit?