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*Drinks Vodka*
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yeah im just gonna lord over you with my bottle of scotch

**smacks Illusion** you're underage! no drinking for you! D:<

BUT IT TASTES LIKE RAINBOWS!

ha sucks to be you kids and silly drinking restrictions :P

Mom and Dad would be so disappointed in you! You know that milk is the only worthwhile beverage.

theres skittles vodka now?

Illu's underage?

...ILLUSION, LET'S GO RAID ASHY'S CABINETS!

get away from my cabinets!

theyre empty anyway what with duchess giving them out and all :P

-checks-

....Waitwaitwait. You mean to say I'm older than Illu. NOOOO WAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY.

If your vodka tastes like burning you haven't spent enough money on it. Good vodka is as clear as water -- it doesn't look cloudy and it doesn't look oily. It will have a pungent but smooth taste and it should feel as if it's evaporating in your mouth as you swallow it. There will of course be some level of "alcohol" taste, which combined with the pungency many people find unpleasant, but don't knock it until you've at least TRIED the good stuff.

Me, I like a good rum.

...I can't even stand the burning from Merlot >.>

Hmm, no booze for Espy then. XD Actually Immamoonkin is much the same way but she loves fruity sparkling drinks like Smirnoff Twisted.

I want an Apple Smirnoff XD!

vodka cruisers :D

im more of a rum/scotch person not mixed together though ><

Coda shows his true colors! You alcoholic beverage pro! x'D