Maybe the flavorless pill, because I'm not a big foodie and I hardly pay attention while I'm eating anyway. I just gotta fill my stomach when I gotta.
Would you rather live forever or die young?

Honestly, part of me has no plans for continued existence beyond 50...so die young... (I would rather the future not have such a negative outlook due to global warming, sociopolitical issues getting more bleak, running out of fuels, etc.)

Would you rather read a morose, well-written story, or a hopeful, low-quality one?

I read loads and I write, or try to. So good writing gives me revelations and makes me go SQUEEE and low quality is hard for me to even get through if it's bad enough... so yeah, I'd read the morose, well-written one.
Would you rather fall into a love that ends in heartbreak or long to fall in love and die curious?

Fall in love and die curious, since that altogher wouldn't be different from my current life. I am not a fan of unknowns and can't fathom how the former option is good for me.

Would you rather get caughtfor possession of marijuana or for drinking under influence after crashing into someone?

Caught for possession of marijuana, since if I crashed into someone, that's someone else I've put in the soup apart from myself.
Would you rather live life in the real world or jump into the internet world and live in it, if you had a choice, till the end of your lifetime?

Internet. The real world stinks right now.

Would you rather eat a chocolate-covered ghost chili or an atomic-strength Warhead candy?

The warhead candy for sure.

Would you rather feed a skunk or a weasel?

Feed the skunk.

Accidentally sit on an XBOX controller and get hurt a lot, or get hit by a bus in the rain with moderate pain?

I would rather get hit by the bus in the rain with moderate pain.

Would you rather have Skittles or Twizzlers?

Skittles.

Sleep on the concrete outside or eat sawdust for breakfast?

Is sawdust edible? o.o"
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Err... i'll eat the sawdust for breakfast ... (with lots of milk. x___x)

Would you rather have a pet dragon or unicorn?

Pet dragon!! You'd be able to fly anywhere, so handy.

Would you rather surf down a waterfall or ski down a sand dune using a tray?

^ another familiar name I believe :P UF?

I'll take the waterfall

Would you rather go to the cinema or to the theater

Cinema, though I don't use that term. I prefere movie theater.

Would you rather live somewhere that gets freezing or in the 100's?

Freezing. Sunburns hurt too much.

Would you rather live in the sky or live underground, assuming it's possible to do both?

Live underground, I'm terrified of heights.

Would you rather drink a banana flavored soda or eat banana flavored potato chips?