Oh don't worry there Batty, you wouldn't become ground beef, just would be very VERY dizzy.

D.. dizzy? I think I can handle being dizzy.

I just don't want to become meatloaf.

Well, we could always transfer you to a jet turbine.....*contemplates where to find one*

OBBIE, SAVE MEEEE!

No one can save you now! Not even the knight Obbie! *cackles evilly* Also, I'm finding these panties to be quite comfy. Just a bit less than my normally compression shorts.

LOL!

Women's panties are the best! ESPECIALLY BOYSHORTS. <333

*Poofs in stealing the fan* o3o

Le gasp, he has done it! Inconcievable!

Also, they do seem to be. That's what I've been told at least.

My knight in shining armor <333

No, you shall not escape! *conjures up dozens of random stripper poles*

NUU! SOMEONE! GRAB THE MAGICKAL PANTIES! STRIP HIM OF HIS STRIPPER POWERS!

No, you shal not steal them and expose my manly manhood! I command you to dance!

I am not your puppet, sir!

AND STOP DISTRACTING ME, DAMNIT!
I'M TRYING TO FIND A GOOD WORKOUT! xD;

xD oh gosh im laughing so hard

Not my fault I'm being distracting......and you may not be my puppet but the Magic Panties compel you to do it!

-eyes go all swirly-

The.. Panties... The Magickal Panties... They compel me to... to...