Nothing holds a candle to the movie version. Nothing.

That guy at least has a decent voice. But suuuure doesn't have the laugh.

No, and without the laugh it just doesn't work.

And laugh aside... this plant kinda sounds friendly by comparison.

Yeah,

As does the Dentist.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoj-5JFR0IY

The villains seem nastier in the movie version.

Definitely. And they just aren't as enthusiastic about it, either.

No, to much restraint.

And because this part was ad-libed by the actors it never made it into any of the musical versions.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJ-6TCPdbl0

I seee... Such a wonderful part, though.

Yes,

Both Steve Martin and Bill Murray are comedians who like to do their own improvisations.

I love when they do that; it adds a lot more life to the roles.

Yup, makes it feel more genuine.

Screech O 3O

Don't you want Paul to do your hair?

....Nah, I'm good, don't want him going at me with scissors.

Edit.

Glad that didn't happen

Oh god yes. ; A; We'd be missing a wonderful, perfect thing.

But I'm sure he's got skillz!

Indeed, I've heard Eddie Murphy sing, DO NOT WANT.

Yeaaah, he can use them on someone else.

*shakes head emphatically*

...It is something I totally want to see.

Indeed,

Now who's gonna get a haircut from Paul?

Whoever we've got that actually wants their hair styled and not just trimmed? > o>

Uuuhhhh,

Maybe B?

For all we know, he could be her regular hairdresser. o .o

Indeed! She should take Kurt to see him when they go shopping.

8D Yes, perfect. B can take him to a nice little Schickelgruber salon and they can pass a bunch of smallish female hairdressers... and then Paul.

Lovely, and B can insist that Kurt is looking extra scruffy and needs grooming.

Yes. Extra grooming from her favorite hairdresser.

Indeed, poor Kurt.

But he'll come away with fabulous hair!

And he'll be a sourpuss about it.

Awwww. He doesn't wanna look his best?

No, he's fine with the way he looks. he doesn't want to change.

Even if B likes it? > .>

Well he might go for it if B likes it.

Just for a day...

Ryan says you should get a student loan and get a car.

Hmmm, might be an idea.

http://susanjohnstonowen.deviantart....cess-358200877

Hated because she's the only blonde. OK THEN

Yup,

Plausible!

This is a published author who can replicate photos as oil paintings exactly--and keep all the proportions in reverse.

Yup,


......but seriously, hated because she's blond?

Of course. Faeries can be some real bitches.

....And all of them have the same hair color?

...I guess. o _ o

So how is it even possible to get one that's blond?