Does Derpy even *need* coffee...?

No, but he likes it, and that's fair enough for me.

Derpy peeks out from behind the cup of coffee and sticks his tongue out at Espy.

I'll bid 22 and make myself some coffee.

23 aurum for no coffee

"One hundwed fousand awums for all the coffee!"

24 aurum, and I doubt Derpy even owns half of his bid

"...but I want the coffee..." Derpy pouts.

Hey we can all help Derpy achieve that amount!

If every registered user gave Derpy 21 aurum, it should work. Then again I have no clue how many of these people actually visited Trisphee in 2018.

25 aurum to this auction

and 25 aurum to Derpy's endeavor!!!

26 aurum to the auction and 26 for Derpy's coffee fund

how dare you outbid me not in this but for Derpy's fund????



27 for both

28 aurum.

For the auction.

So this is where Derpy's been hiding. It's past your bedtime, mister, so scoot! You can make people bid on your love more tomorrow. XD

Also...I bid 30.

31 aurum to make Derpy sleep later!!!

32 aurum to make everyone sleep later

things pennywise would say kaomoji included
 

33 aurum to make everyone sleep forever (◡‿◡✿)

Derpy waddles back in, yawning and rubbing the sleep from his eyes. "Can I habe a donut?"

34 aurum and a donut to Derpy

35 aurum and...nothing.

-sets up a donation box for food for Espy-

...

:|

+1 backup battery.

Derpy waddles over and drops a rechargeable power pack into the box.

36 aurum and a usb cable

37 aurum and one of these electrostatic screen cleaning towels that probably have an actual name which I'm too lazy to google right now

38 aurum and a soldering iron

I need another one of those. Or a new glasses cloth. ...Are glasses cloths washable?

<...!!! Oh, this is actually very helpful.>

Mhh. Been considering getting a soldering iron IRL. Not sure what I'd need it for, though, haha.

39 aurum and some real food...a nice homemade Raspberry Pi.

Ooh, Raspberry Pi. Been meaning to tinker around with one of those, TBH. Just haven't found the time.

40 aurum and a good reason for getting a soldering iron. Not that you actually need a good reason for tools and craft supplies.

41 aurum to keep solderin irons away from me

42 aurum and a voice of reason to not waste money as well as a solid state drive

43 aurum.

I'd mostly like a Pi to use Pi-hole with or create a media center.

44 aurum and where is my dinner!!!

"I wanna pie pwease!"

Voice of reason? Stay away from me... might be contagious!

45 aurum