Wait...I can help that? How?! Tell me!

Serious answer: meditation, getting the events around you to keep your mind switching tasks (In a reasonable manner: 1 -2 hour intervals...)

Funny answer: There's a switch in your ear that turns control on or off...

...Recently got a cat and a dog...a 2-year-old German Shepherd.

*laughs* Yeah....meditation isn't such a big thing with me...well, it is, but it isn't. I can do it, but often I lack the desire to given a need to do something...anything really.

*tries flipping the switch* Nope...guess it's broken. Will have put in a work order to have it looked at....

-Flails.- I want the kitty!

Take that up with my friend then....

Dawwwwwww! I forgot about that video...it's so adorable!

;_; why can't I have a kitty

...I am sure you could find one at your local shelter...but it is a responsibility and requires where you live to allow animals.

What Lawtan said. I've got a pup myself...well, he's not a puppy, but he is a handful.

=_= your pup is mean... And he purrs like a cat

My Shepherd is interesting - he chases laser pointers...and is 95 lbs...

He isn't necessarily mean, just very strong-willed and opinionated....*sighs* He is lovable though.

Mine is disturbingly similar to myself...

Pfff he barked at me when i was trying to get dressed

...am I the only one who mentally autocorrects Legen...Dary to Legen...Dairy?