I almost read that derpy wanted to die and was offering myself instead

The only pies I really like are lemon meringue and key lime :|

46 aurum

fruit pies are... too sweet for me. #meat pie club \o/

47 aurum.

Chess or buttermilk pies can be good as long as they aren't too sweet.

What the heck is a chess pie? Do you carve a 8x8 grid into it and use various nuts as your pieces?

also, 48 aurum

...That’s one chess game I’d never finish bc I’d eat it all.

The winner is whose king is eaten last.

according to wiki the name is a lie D:

"Alternately, it could be named after the town of Chester, England, again due to the similarity to British pies and tarts. The term may also have come from a piece of furniture used prior to home refrigeration called a "pie chest," in which pies were stored. Alternatively, it could have come from a mispronunciation of "It's just pie” ("It's jes' pie")"


also 49 aurum

The alternating use of "alternatively" and "alternately" really ticks me off.

50 aurum and is there a chicken pot pie club?

-rules read-

51 aurum and I still like my variant better. You get to play AND eat cake.

Though the "it's jes' pie" explanation also sounds funny.

I copied and didn't even realize 'alternately' was written. Can't believe that's a real word.

52 aurum to ban that word

it's jes pie is brilliant xD
 

53 au to keep that word for meme value

54 aurum plus more stickers to put on Espy's screen.

55 aurum and the promise to protect Espy from folks who want to stick stuff onto screens

56 aurum to add at least eyebrows

what about glitter... ?

FFFFFfine.
How about... fake eyelashes?

57 aurum and a cool hat

58 aurum.

A bow would be really cute.

59 aurum

groucho eyeglasseS?

60 aurum and an ice cream cone, because ice cream makes everything better

Uhhhhhh heck, okay, this ends in about... nineteen and a half hours.

<...I...fine. Fine. You can stick anything to my screen that is EASILY REMOVABLE.>

61 aurum to celebrate your eyebrows

62 aurum and a copy of "Why people stick stuff to screens: An extensive research of the digital native's territory marking"

63 aurum and cable organizers to keep them from getting tangled.

64 aurum and a copy of Tangled

65 aurum and a frying pan

66 aurum and a scanner to read the books with.

67 aurum and an OCR reader?

68 aurum and a mouse rug.

69 aurum for that rug!!!!

70 aurum and a sign.

71 aurum to bribe you into liking me
at least a little

Wow okay, way too busy today.

mdom, you get first pick! Send me a PM, please.

Congratulations, mdom ^^

Congrats mdom and thank you Espy.

Bids do count after the time limit?

They don't; mdom was the last to bid before 8:59.