Laptop. I don't want to deal with desktop wiring.

Would you rather own a cat or a dog?

ALL THE CATS

Would you rather stop at five or six stores, or just stop at one?

ONE
ONLY ONE
I HATE WASTING MY TIME GOING EVERYWHERE IT IS SUCH A PET PEEVE


Would you rather swim with sharks or crocodiles?

Crocodiles. They feel somewhat... safer?

Would you rather eat or drink right now?

Always drink. Drinking is good for allergies...

Would you rather go deep sea diving or skydiving?

Deep sea diving. I have a serous fear of heights and falling XD

Would you rather chill out with a sea turtle or an elephant?

A sea turtle. <3

Would you rather be outside in sun or rain?

Rain. Preferably a drizzle but I live in the pnw so it is pretty much whatever for me XD As long as it isn't extremely windy too lol

Would you rather cuddle with a Platypus or a Wolverine?

A Platypus.

Would you rather eat a snake or a kangaroo?

Snake. apparently they taste like chicken, and I'm not sure if its okay to eat kangaroos or not 0,o

Would you rather Hike in a forest or Paddle boat on a lake?

They do. xD I've eaten snake, kangaroo and ostrich. xD

Hike! I love hiking, especially of you are looking for berries and mushrooms! :D

Would you rather play Twister with an Octopus, or swim against a shark?

Twister with octopus. I feel like the suckers would be interesting to deal with XD

Would you rather watch someone play your favorite video game and do everything wrong OR would you want to ride on a flaming "hover"board (they don't even hover so they shouldn't even be called that) across the entire city/town you live in?

I'll nope out on the flaming death mini-Segweys, and my friends were terrible at some of the games I introduced to them. It's fun!
(HAWKEN, Guns of Icarus)

Would you rather have surreal art, or cave art?

This was difficult for me, but cave art. Reasoning: For Science.

Would you rather have tapioca or fruit cake?

Fruit cake! Om nom!

Would you rather eat a rose or a rat?