Rose.
Great in tea XD

Would you rather ride on a cloud or sail in an invisible ship?

Ride on a cloud, omg! I can be Son Goku! XD

Would you rather sleep on the floor in a gymnastics hall or on a park bench in a park?

floor
So comfy comparably XD

Would you rather have a Glaceon or a Leafeon?

Glaceon

Would you rather be busy or bored?

Busy, it means i'm doing something and in turn would be out and about or at least moving

Would you rather eat a Pound of Super Hot Calabrese or or attempt to swim in a large pool of thick jam for 10 minutes?

oh god.
Nope Imma take the jam. XD Much easier to deal with. Eating it means you have to deal with it later.....

Would you rather Sleep with a cat on your face or a snake on your leg?

I have a pet snake actually and i have also fallen asleep with them out and awoke to find them curled into the crook of my knee ^^, so i'll be taking the snake lol.

Would you rather Sleep like a bat without the fear of passing out from blood rush for the rest of your life, or be able to breath and live under water for the rest of your life but never be able to go on land ever again?

Personally, I'd rather be able to sleep like a bat... Y'know, since I don't know how to swim...

Would you rather be rich lonely and healthy, or poor and surrounded by loved ones, but be terminally ill?

uhm rich and lonely because i wouldn't want to be terminally ill

would you rather eat at a cheap diner with your friend paying or a fancy restaurant with your friend paying
(this is a test of friendship!)

Cheap diner. Either way my friend's paying D:
Plus I like cheap diners better~ Because fancy things feel too formal.

Would you rather visit the sun or the moon provided you won't die or be maimed during the trip?

The sun, I could see that being awesome as long as I can survive it and see it.

Would you rather learn to fly and never land again or jump really high and far but not fly?

Fly and never land again. Hovering over the ground for an eternity sounds really fun and safe! I'm never going to fall or trip over myself again :D!

Would you rather be able to speak all animal but never be able to speak human again, or would you rather learn all the human languages but no animal will speak/bark/mew/chirp to you again?

Ooh, that's a tough one... I'd much rather understand the animals, though. Can I still read and write human, though?

Would you rather switch genders for a month, or be mistaken for the opposite gender for a year?

(Ohh, there was a loophole, whoops)

Be mistaken for the opposite gender because... I don't want to have to learn how to use male body parts.

Would you rather gain a ton of income but live poorly because you donate it almost entirely to charity or would you rather live comfortably due to a generous lottery but not have any income otherwise?

Live comfortably... For the rest of my life? Sure.

Would you rather be eaten alive by a shark, or giant squid?

Eaten alive, hmm. Shark. I feel like I somehow have more hope with that.

Would you rather have an endless supply of food, or a guaranteed home for life?