Short post is short....
Editing for headache effects,

You enjoy tormenting your characters with pain and drama, don't you? :p.

I do more than Funk, I think.

Everyone is a masochist here.

Final thought before I go sleep: I've just realized that if we included both slashfics (Fee/Rue, Lev/Dante), then added the love/hate stuff already in the RP...we'd have one hell of an effed up mess.

....now why did I end my day with that thought.

/is cranky from having to wake self up before the sun rose.

I'm just going to mention this; I don't how much you guys are just joking or seriously want those elements in this game. But, to be frank, you can have that sort of thing in nearly every other RP on this site, and I really don't want it here; it doesn't appeal to me at all. Which probably makes our mature tag mean something different than most other games being run, but, so be it.

Anyway, I'm not sure what to do about Lethe, but I do want to get moving soon. Suggestions?

Na'lsa might want to eat it. Just throwing that out there. Could tag along beside the APC. They don't go that fast, so she'd just be kind of running at a trot.

And no, Lev is not interested in anyone. No worries there.

Bahaha. Suze, I was completely joking; my humor always gets stuck somewhere between computer screens and doesn't quite get passed on~

Honestly, Dante isn't interested either. Except in Rue, but that's a whole different story that's long gone by now.

And don't eat the poor horse T___T

It's only an option. Or we could all eat it, if we start to starve. Mmmm.

Lev has a list of things to eat before he dies, and that list is exactly half the length of the guest list on Noah's Ark.

Once-in-a-lifetime quest to sample every sort of meat at least once?

@Suzerain, I'll keep all that stuff out of the RP itself, but that doesn't mean I won't write some on the side still.

Salone, I'm surprised Noah's Ark itself isn't on Lev's list of things to consume. :p

Wood is edible?

Maybe it is to Nal'sa. :p

There's no nutrition value in wood...or...at least, very little >.>

Also. Note to self: Never fall asleep on the arm on which you got your flu shot.

Not in regular wood, but in sanctified wood? Surely the child of God could find nourishment in such. :p

To Dante, wood is wood is wood. But okay, sanctified wood might have some...uh...

...holiness. Or at least it might taste better.

I'm just keepin it real, brah. When you want to look like a badass you got to take your share of beatings.

Actually Espy, Glucose is wood. For seriousness. You eat a lot of it. Zero nutritional value to it what so ever, good or bad. Pretty much just filler.

And if I ate the boat, how would I coral all the animals in to one place? The Ark will be like, Na'lsa's Taco Bell Fourthmeal.

Just to mention, I'm waiting until I can talk to Quiet about Lethe before posting. I'm not ignoring this on purpose. You guys can keep RPing amongst yourselves if you want as long as you don't move us that far ahead. (Yay for time dilation. :p)

Thought we covered that already. She'll just leave him behind in some pasturey thing somewhere or what resembles a pasturey thing. He'll be dead within a day or even hours of her leaving anyway. If I wanted her to actually keep the horse around I'd have given her a healthy one ;).

Not sure I agree with your assessment of badassery Funk, but to each their own.

Okay, short post, but hopefully we can get moving along now.

I hate to be the mustachioed villain that derails the plot train, but I forgot to mention that I will be in Dallas for the weekend. My updates will probably be nothing until late Sunday. Feel free to pilot me along though.

Sorry for the lack of posts -- writer's block. Blame that on a poetry slam my CWrit class in doing.

Is just plain lazy :p.

Though my net died when I did attempt to catch up yesterday,

I'm hooooome!

I see you guys didn't make it too far ahead of me!

Nope. Not even a wittle bit. XD

I'm really sorry everyone. I just haven't felt like doing this at all lately. I keep hoping that will change >.>

*pokes Quiet* Post something already! :p

So back at the Tris...

Short-as-hell post, but wanted to post anyways >.>

I have a feeling I won't post in character if I post now so I think I'll wait.

I'm kinda hoping that we don't crash during the attempts to bide time (at least since we're doing it for our character's sake)
*sits patiently*

Well, Quiet's not feeling well, I was kind of waiting on her, though she mentioned the other day to puppet Dara if we wanted to move along. I'll think it over, though I would like some input as to how far ahead you guys would like to skip in the next driving segment. We could jump all the way to the Infernal Sea, if we wanted to, but I'd imagine we should have at least one more stop along the way, since it's pretty far yet.

I'm open to suggestions.

-is just tagging along-

But I think we should have at least one more event happen before we reach the Sea.

Like Kasdeja having a cerebral hemorrhage and getting out of our lives? :p

Should we put that to a vote? XD

Seems like a VERY unlikely event :p

I'm up for whatever. But I do admit, I'm leaning towards the fast forward button. Kind of feel like we're walking to Mordor.

And one does not simply do that.

Yarghedy. Someone post! The anticipation is killing me.

...is it...dead?