Shark? Really? I think I'd've picked the squid... ;)

Food. I'd rather know where my next meals coming from instead of possibly starving in a house with no heat or hydro.

Okay, heres a simple one. Would you rather dye your hair neon pink, or neon green?

Definitely the neon-green, actually thinking of doing that next! (my hair is currently purple)

would you rather watch a horror movie or play a horror game?

Probably watch the horror movie. A little less stressful than playing the game, though I do like watching other people playing horror games.

bad dog or good cat?

Kit is good kitty, yes?

Would you rather have no knees, or no elbows?
Like, not be able to bend your legs or your arms? Just have them stick straight out from your hips or shoulders?

Legs I think xD I wouldn't be able to type without bending my arms.

Would you rather receive a tomato on the face or eggs on the hair?

Eggs in my hair, I think... Ive heard theyre supposed to be amazing and make it super shiny and soft.

Turkey to the face, or a spoon to the backside? :s-wink: :s-tongue:

Turkey to the face for sure! I will bite the thing.

Gravy bath or gravy shower?

... Bath. Then I can keep it out of my ears and hair.

Pizza face or pizza suit?

Pizza face. Easier to move around in :D

Ice cream with gravy or icecream with turkey bits?

...neither, preferrably... But.. Turkey bits are easier to pick out

Posting in rps or in the corral and games?

Errr, *eyes the rps left untouched*
Corral and games when it's moving. I dunno what to make people do something.
*twiddles fingers*

Pie or cake?

... My inner dean says Pie.

Icecream or whipped cream?

Ice cream. Whipped cream only when it's frozen, so ice cream.

Pumpkin pie or pot pie?

Pumpkin pie.

Turkey or ham?

Turkey. Ham tastes weird hot. Ham's too cold right now.

Would you rather have Thanksgiving with a turkey or with a sentient potato?

Like... As a guest, or as a meal?

Turkey, probably... Sentient potato is weird.

Syrup or gravy in your hair?
*holds up a jug of each*