(As a guest lol)

Ehh, that's hard. Gravy 'cause it won't stick as much.

Would you rather play hot potato with a sentient potato or a turkey being the hot potato?

*pours gravy on Tiro's head*

Sentient, so longs it doesnt bite.

Hmmm... Zombie turkey, or angry turkey with teeth?

*Drinks some gravy happily*

Angry turkey with teeth. I think Zombie turkeys are way too scary.

Would you rather have turkey eggs or quail eggs?

... Can i try both? Ive never had either.

DC or Marvel?

... DC or Marvel. Eenie, meenie, miny, moe. Marvel. What's the difference? *hides face for having done blasphemy*

Would you rather have a pet lady bug or a pet caterpillar?

... DC has justice league. Marvel has Avengers. Thats the difference.

Lady bug! To keep all the aphids off myplants

Speaking of marvel and dc...
Iron man or batman?

Uhh, what's the difference between justice league and avengers?

Would you rather have a garden full of sunflowers or dark rose bushes?

Iron man <3

Justice league is batman, superman, wonderwoman, etc.
Avengers is iron man, capn america, thor, black widow, hawkeye and hulk.

Roses.

Cousin It or Uncle Fester from the addams family?

Never watched it. I think Cousin Itt from looking up pictures.

Would you rather be able to breathe underwater but have to live in the water forever, or would you rather not need to breathe but have to live in space forever?

... Depends. Can i still get wifi in space?

Would you rather have no one show up to your wedding or your funeral?

No one to my funeral
Wouldn't hurt my feelings one bit, I'm already dead XD

Would you rather have all the kitties in the world love you, or an endless supply of your favorite foods for free?

No contest. Kitty love!

Would you rather be a bat or a rat?

Bat.
Rats are sweet and all, but to be a flying rat? (or as most people refer to them as)
I think my only issue would be my nose XD

Would you rather stand for 8 hours or sit down for 12?

Hmm... Stand. I already do that at work, anyways.

Would you rather... Have infinite food or exactly as much money in your bank account that you needed for any purchase?

Exactly as much money.
So I could buy all the food I need.
and cat food for all my cats XD

Would you rather have the ability to have full control of your dreams or never have to sleep?

Oh gosh... Tough choice. Think about all the dtuff I could get done if I never had to sleep...

I have to go with control over dreams, though. Much better :P

Would you rather never have to sleep or never dream?