....
*does the illusion mating call, it involves a rubber chicken, a chainsaw, a piece of string, and a alien thingamabob*

*is lonely*

sowwies. :C I've been busy with my first week of work/school. I'm going through and posting in all my subscribed threads now so I won't feel intimidated by seeing that I have 35 threads wanting my attention. D:

*jumps on you*
DX
I missed you! c:
It was soo lonely.. Only me.. And that... That.. EVIL BIRD.. HE WOULDN'T EVEN CHERP AT ME THIS WHOLE WEEK! DX

:C maybe if you illusioned him up a good-influence girlfriend, he'd channel all those evil, destructive energies into mating with her!

>.>.... His only girl he longs for is a alien who comes only when he explodes.. That's the only time she can track him because my illusions can't mask him no more.
I refuse to recreate her with illusions because.. Well.. Lets just say seeing Mr. Tweetums make love is.. Well.. Worse then hell and death times a million... He.. He sticks it... In... Places.. I never thought possible..
*horrified*

but if it's just an illusion, he's not really sticking it anywhere, now is he? C;

Exactly.... He is sticking it... In places... That he thinks is his girl friend... And... His penis is.. Just.. DXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

but...you're a good enough illusionist that you can just lock him in a room by himself and let him wave it around in the air, right? you don't have to be his girlfriend.....right?

No thats not what I mean...
Ok Mr. Tweetums is making love (help us all...)
Remove illusions.. What do you get?

But others see the illusion so they can't see that, I can see right through my illusions so I see things... Terrible things... Things that no illusionist should see...

That's why I refuse to recreate his alien girl friend..

you get....Mr. Tweetums humping air, or maybe a wall if you're really unlucky.....like I said, Lock him in a room! preferably with very thick walls that you can't see through.

>.> After what I experienced.. NEVER. AGAIN.
...

*working on fun little trisphee "name"*

**pokes** I wanna see the secret project!

xD
You know what a "name" is right? (The begining of making a manga, making panels and having stick figures demostrating what to draw in frames*
Well out of boredom I've been writing a story about you, me, and fakir.

ooohhhhh, I was thinking "name" like an english word, like what you call someone. XD I don't understand Japanese things when they're written in english letters because my brain just won't accept it.

I like how you start with a parenthesis and end with an asterisk. XD

Why do you like that?