MAn that is tough for me because my dreams are INTENSE. The kind that are constantly other worldy, multi-dimension adventuring XD They can get really tiring though.....
Never have to sleep will be my choice. That means you can still sleep IF YOU WANT but you never have to XD Never get that tired feeling or have to deal with being late because you were sleeping XD

Would you rather have it always be daytime or always be nighttime?

Nighttime.

Would you rather it always be rainy or just really really humid?

Rainy.
I HATE humid.
Plus I live in the PNW so rain is second nature XD

Would you rather never be able to say please or never be able to say thank you?

Please.... Although i suppose I could just sign thank you instead... Changed my mind! Rather not say thanks.

Would you rather never cook, or burn yourself every time you did? (Minor burns only)

Burn every time?!!? That stinks. I'd rather burn myself every time -cries-

Would you rather it be sunny every day or rainy every day? Either way the weather's stuck on one.

Hmm.... Either way the world is screwed.... Sunny every day, droughts and wildfires. Rainy everyday, flooding. I'm not sure about this one. guess Rainy- we can always grow food hydroponically.

Would you rather eat escargot or caviar? (snails or fish eggs?)

Escargot because I've already tried caviar. Caviar's delicious when it's not by itself (too salty), but since I've never eaten snail, I'd like to try it!

Would you rather remember every dream but 50% of the time your dream will be sad, or would you rather forget every dream but they'll always be happy ones?

The first. I already do that, and dreams/nightmares are a pretty big part of my life.

Would you rather, as a meal, have mac'n'cheese or soup/chili in a bread bowl? (This was tonight's dinner decision.)

MAN
what kind of soup? potato cheese and ham sounds delish right now....
I'm having mac and cheese tonight but imma go with the soup/chili in a bread bowl because that sounds even better XD


Would you rather get $100 today, or $1 a day for 200 days?

100 today. I wish I could say that I'd save them, but I'd spend it all at once, cause that's how I roll.

Would you rather drink no water all day (juices and others approved) or only water for a week?

No water all day. I already don't. ...wait, tea counts as "others", right?

Would you rather dress in all monochrome (white/grays/black) for a week, or only neons?

Monochrome, since I like dressing in monochrome!

Would you rather have to eat cake for dinner all week or cake for breakfast all week?

Breakfast. At least that makes sure I /eat/ breakfast every day, right?

Would you rather have your entire music library consist of heavy metal, or have it consist of folk music?

Folk music, hands down xDDD I'm not a metal fan.

Would you rather always wake up at 5 am or always go to sleep at 5 am?

Always wake up at 5 AM. I like waking up early ^^

Would you rather be an elephant or a mouse?

Forever? D: elephants live longer, but some are targeted for their tusks...
so maybe a mouse, but not a lab one.

Would you rather have 1mill aurum but have to spend it all in a day or win 1k a day?