Number 2 is a lie C:

1) I like collecting tea cups
2) I can drive

drat, you're right, ana. o3o

me thinks number 2 is a lie

1. I'm not weird irl
2. I'm hungry now

;3; I think number one is a lie.

1. I'm listening to a song by Sara Bareilles
2. I'm listening to a song by Imagine Dragons

welps, I'm totally normal irl =P

and I think number 2 is a lie

1. I am in love~
2. I feel like kicking someone's face in

;0; Number two was the lie, you were right.

I think that number one is a lie

1. I need to give the puppy a bath
2. I need to make dinner

I'm in love <3 * u *~

and I think that number 2 is a lie (dog comes first for honey~)

1. my arm hurts
2. I just lied

I think 2 is a lie.

1) I hate gatorade!
2) I love hockey!

I think number two is a lie ;3;

1. We are due to get two inches of rain
2. It is supposed to snow D:

I think number 2 is wrong - but then again, I'm bad at these >;

1.My pants are wrinkly
2.I like sleeping.

Number one is a lie owo

1)I'm in english class typing this secretly
2) My friend has a million keychains on her bag

I hope "million" isn't a figure of speech 'cause I choose that as the lie. xD


1. I'm watching Pokemon.
2. I'm watching Digimon.

I think 2 is a lie. ;~;.

1. I'm eating cereal.
2. I'm eating Crab Rangoon.

I'm guessing 2, because I have no clue what the hell a Rangoon is, and kind of assume it doesn't exist (watch as I'm proven wrong in 2 seconds).

1-I melted/fused part of a locker in school with a sandwich.
2-I threw a sandwich at a teacher in school.

I think number one is a lie

1. I made chicken and beef stew today
2. I'mma make some cake BI

(Nope, number 1 was true. Saddly.)

I think 1 is a lie, because why would do chicken AND beef?

1- I'm polyglot, as in I can speak 3 languages; French, English and Spanish.
2- In elementary school, I ended up half naked in an hallway ready to throw a desk at another student.