Hello new person! How are you?

I'm fi-
*Trips*
-ine.
*gets up*
How are you doing?

Blind as a bat.
Okay, not really.
Just struggling to keep my vision straight.
Life without my glasses is terrible.
D8

I would offer you mine, but most people say my eyesight is worse than theirs. :-)

Nah, I'll just suffer through the bad eyesight. Haha.

what happened to your glasses?

They have a chip in one lense and also refuse to stay clean.
So I told them to blow a goat.

Lawtan's pet goat: "Baaaah?"

XD what glasses stay clean for more than a few hours at a time?

Ack! Goat-eater!

Goat. O:

two-word minimum dear

*tries to catch goat*

What if my one word is Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?

Goat: Baaah!!!
*Runs and weird appendages start sprouting out - like a mix between wings and spider's legs*

SPIDER!
/screams and freaks out
No no no no.
Not allowed.
KILL IT