It's hard poaching new puns.

But the glory is in new puns from around the world.
Puns that are out of this world
Space puns
Spuns.

That was real spun up. I believe SparX is arackidding.

i still cannot think of any new puns

But the event isn't ova yet.

*Salamis head to desk multiple times*
That was a baaaaaa-d pun. Then again, mine are Worcestershire.

My mother always told me "Don’t join dangerous cults, practice safe sects!"

...
I knead that humer, SparX. Or I just need to look up homophones again.

...this is rather relevant...

so many painful puns .-.
listening them being said out loud hurts more then reading them XD

booooored. someone should give me love

*Goes to find the supposed resource of "LoVe"*
Error: LoVe missing file
...Rebooting...

LOL

I needed to crack a new kind of joke onto the skillet.

Nicely done!

so today is fryday and i am feeling able to tell a few more puns >D