How many times do you tickle an octopus?
TEN-Tickles. Get it ;D

What did the lost diver tell his buddy?
"Just keep swimming, eventually we will find the shore."
They ended up in Africa

Who hosts a series on Cryptography for Kids?
Bill Nye the Cipher Guy

How can you tell your dive buddy is low on air?
They start looking a bit blue

Tiva lol XD

Here's one I've been waiting to post lol

Who is bigger? Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby?
The baby, because it's a LITTLE Bigger ;D
ahahahaha!

I don't have any good jokes, I just use the ones I hear hence all the dive jokes right now.

Whats the difference between air and Scuba air?
Scuba air doesn't want to mix with H2O.

Mine tend to be my own. Hence why they are as cringe-worthy as can be. Bumble Bee, that is.

It's not about good jokes it's all about the bad ones ;D


What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
CASHEW~!