The beast perks up its ears when it hears melty, but lava cookies cause it to lose interest again. Probably not melty enough?

I'm worried about the beast, so I should probably take away the mendelevium so he can only eat a healthy amount

The beast does not recognize your good intentions and believes you're stealing its food.

Completely befuddled by the lack of enthusiasm for fish fingers and custard, Witchchylde also eliminates yoghurt from consideration, as it's not much different from custard, only with bits in it. But she does bring along a super extra large, banana pepper and All The Meats* pizza with double cheese.
*meats include, but are not limited to: pepperoni, sausage, capicola ham, beef brisket shreds, anchovies, fire salamander(which is amphibian, not reptile so not remotely dragony), venison, ostrich, and of course chicken.

Who can resist a hearty pizza with double cheese? The beast stops complaining about the theft of mendelevium just long enough it takes to wolf down the entire banana pepper and All The Meats* pizza with double cheese.

I shall whip up some Pork sausage with cheese filling and offer it to the beast!

<:3 *quietly offers the beast a platter of delicious bacon rolls covered in thick smoldering gravy in the hopes of appeasing him* ?

Even though you put a lot of effort into your meals, the beast neither wants KittyBeary's Pork sausage with cheese filling nor Merskelly Metalien's bacon rolls covered in thick smoldering gravy.

I'm going to offer smoked ham with passionfruit sauce to appease the beast

Beast does not look appeased.

would it be too much to ask to have it on the front page what the beast ate and what the beast rejected?

;-; gosh...not even bacon-y goodness?..*floats away and comes back later with something in a bag* hmmm..how about this bag of crunchy candy crystals?

Sure, I can do that. *grabs a bag of crunchy candy crystals and eats them all* What? Ah, sorry. But trust me, beast would not have touched these sweets anyway.

Aww. :[ That's too bad. Eh, worth a shot. *shrug* Well, glad someone likes them. <x] Haha!

Yup, they're delicious. I especially like the green ones.

I'll offer some dry martini to the beast then