"Well, I'm usually a man," said Klaus.

Haphazard looked him up and down with an expression of serious contemplation, then nodded. "Thank the heavens," he concluded.
Randy VIII flicked him on the ear. "Shu'up, I think 'e looks fine."
"That's just on account of the fact that you like Krauses," Haphazard insisted with a dismissive wave of his hand.
Randy VIII grinned. "I love Krauses."

"Nothing wrong with my family, we're a fine bunch," insisted Klaus.

"Yeah!" Randy put an arm around Klaus and snapped his teeth at Haphazard, who responded by licking him on the chin.

Klaus put his arm around Randy in return, if he'd had his mustache he'd have wrinkled it.

"Well, ain't that just--say!" Haphazard suddenly took notice of Randy's shoes. "Those sure are fancy!"

"They're custom made, and worth more than you probably make in a week," Klaus noted.

"An' if you don't want 'em up your ass, you best not lay a finger on 'em," Randy VIII added with a grin.
Haphazard pulled a face at him. "You sure are mean to me," he pouted.
"What goes around comes around, baby!" Randy VIII puckered his lips and made a kissing noise at him.
"A little pain never hurt anybody," said Haphazard, fluttering his eyelashes innocently.

Klaus raised an eyebrow, "Do I want to know?"

"Why, you oughtta just hear about all the mean, rotten things he's done ta me!" said Haphazard, pretending to be wounded by the very memory.
"You asked for it," said Randy VIII, giving his hair a toss--as much as it would, anyway.

Klaus put his arm around Randy, "You'd best not hurt my piggy bank,"

"Piggy bank?" Haphazard giggled. Randy VIII lifted one leg and shoved him with his boot.

"Yes, I put a lot of money into this thing," said Klaus giving Randy's backside a pat.

Haphazard raised one thin blue eyebrow at him. "Well, there sure is a lot of room for it!"

"That's the best part," Klaus grinned.

"Daddy likes the booty," Randy VIII cooed, "an' so does Piggy." He gave himself a spank.

"And Daddy isn't into sharing it tonight," Klaus remarked.

"Maybe next time, honey!" laughed Randy VIII.
Haphazard folded his arms and pretended to be indignant. "What's he got that I ain't got? And you can't say 'a mustache'!"
"Uh-oh, he got you there, sug'," said Randy VIII to Klaus. "No more mustache! Show 'im what else you got."

Klaus showed him a large diamond and a string of pearls, "Wealth beyond your wildest dreams!"

Randy VIII and Haphazard both whistled. "Yeah, Daddy got you beat, sug'," said Randy VIII. Haphazard held up his hands in a gesture of defeat.
"Don't you worry, I concede!" He swiped a fingertip across Randy VIII's chin. "...But only 'til next time." Randy VIII responded by snapping his teeth and catching the finger in his mouth rather roughly and Haphazard yelped and pulled it away to nurse it with his own mouth.

Klaus laughed and led Randy away, "Come along then little piggy...."

Randy waggled his fingers at Haphazard, who waved back at him with his free hand, as he left with Klaus. "You wanna go anywhere else?"

"I was thinking we'd head back to my place," said Klaus, "If you don't mind,"

"I don' mind at all," Randy replied. "You had enough trouble-makin' for today?"

"Yes, I want to get home and put those new boots of yours to use," said Klaus.

Randy grinned. "Sound like a good time to me! You know, since you're a woman today..." He curled a tentacle around Klaus's waist.

"You don't want to waste this opportunity?" Klaus questioned with a raised eyebrow.

"Sure don't," Randy replied, tightening his hold with the tentacle. "I take it you ain't never been a woman before..."

Klaus shook his head, "This is new for me," he said.

"Nnnyeah, we gonna have a nice time, don't you worry," Randy VIII purred.

Klaus kissed him, "I don't doubt we will, should I set up the video camera?"

"I like the way you think, sug'," said Randy VIII. "I like it a lot."

"Well, we don't want to be forgetting this moment do we?" Klaus rubbed his nose against Randy's.

Randy licked him. "Nope. It's a once-in-a-lifetime thing."

"Then we'd best not waste any more time!" Klaus said hurrying back to his home with Randy in tow.

Once they'd arrived, Randy tossed aside his coat. The clothes he'd worn that day still fit comfortably enough, as his shape could not change too drastically, but he still seemed eager to remove it.

"Take off everything but the shoes!" Klaus said eagerly, shucking his own clothes and getting a good look at himself.

"Just what I was thinkin'," said Randy VIII, having already tossed his top without waiting for Klaus to finish the sentence. He managed to wiggle out of his shorts and kicked them away before striding over to get a closer look at Klaus's new form, himself.

Klaus was slender but much softer than Kurt had been, his slim hips held a slight curve and his long legs were quite shapely.

Randy coiled one tentacle around one of Klaus's thighs and the other across his chest. "That ain't bad at all," he commented. True, Krauses weren't known for being curvy, but he could work with it--particularly knowing the entirety of the situation.