>.>
I have never played Bioshock...I was playing System Shock 2 before college started up...

O.O

What.. What's the bad news? And is there any good news!?

We'll find out after these messages!

The good news is that you are healthy and stable...

*Puts on Ad Block*

O.O Tell me.

YES. YES.

...The bad news is that you will soon be unable to interact or be observed by anyone in existence. The Spooky Salt is an electromagnetic catalyst to a realm of cute rational things unable to be duped or played with...and the go around saying "Hugglegriffin" all day long. There are no rituals or celebrations for these creatures, as they are irrational.

*Farts all the salt out of my body into creating a dust cloud.*

...Crap. Well, we need to act quickly.
Fetch me my red pants and brown shirt! Grab the Fronkenburgers and Bludcula Fries! I can reverse the tide with meat and potato!

*Epic Battle of Foods Commences*

...There fixed. So, in conclusion: don't eat the Spooky Salt.

Wait.. By eating all those greasy creppy foods wouldn't that mean there is a excess of creppy in the air now?

Why yes...you are correct. The creppy has set in over this thread. However, as I am only an electro-specialized doctor, my knowledge of creppy is not strong.

So we need a test dummy to experiment and study the effects of creppy...
But who?

...I know who...
...PANGOLINS!!!

(I'm not hiding at all nope)
<<
>>

-ties up with rope-

Better we have Nightmare to experiment on.

/ pANIC SQUEAKS.
DDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

Oh. *puts pangolins away*

Well, Nightmare, are you ready to take a trip into the lands not known even to Illusion and I? Are you ready for a great adventure of Spoopy proportions?

Well uh, probably not, not that it probably matters anyways!

*takes out the chainsaw*

So where do we begin? Oh YES! The physical!
*Tosses chainsaw in the trash can as it's running*

We'll get back to that one later. Now. I just need you to do is run... Maybe the chainsaw can be a motivational factor?

*Takes out a remote control and has the chainsaw follow you*

Well, really it's Illusion's show here. I'll just be here to transform into a 7-headed being of chaos if you need help.

I'M sTILL TIED UP THOUGH.
/ squirms along the floor in attempt to flee the chainsaw.

... This isn't working. I'm not learning a thing. Lawtan your turn.

*Places a geas on Nightmare to keep them from running away*
*Unties the ropes*

Okay, can you swallow this pill here? It is concentrated creppy. Please tell us of any effects.

Bleck.. pills...
Why exactly should I cooperate and take the pill? :D

*takes out the chainsaw again*

...because Illusion gets you back otherwise...and because we don't know what creppy will do to the thread. It might turn us into kittens, for all we know. It won't harm you - it is designed to let you see what creppyness does.

**swoops in to cuddle Nighty**

Your panic squeaks are just too cute, my dearest. <3

Lucid help us get Nightmare to swallow this Creppy pill. We need to know the effects!

...Or you could take it for yourself and describe what you see?

I'm a floating mask dressed up as a ghost.
Do you really think... *takes and swallows*

.... I see.. COLORS! WOAH. Like there is like a rainbow. And.. pFFFTT DUDE. What are hands? Hands are like cupholders.. But for your fingers!

This topic is a bit too spoopy for my tastes.

I'm officially crepped out.

Like. Spoopy is the mans way of keepng creppy out of the system.
/*on a creppy pill*

That's really insightful.
Please write a book. :s-surprise:

Once upon a time. There was a man named Spoopy who was suppressing this person named Creppy. And like things happened so Spooky decided to lay the law down on Creppy, but Creppy was like "OH NO DUDE WHAT DID I EVER DO?" And Spoopy was all like "Naw man. We cool." And then they both took creppy pills that Lawtan gave them. And then everyone like lived happily ever after. Then everyone died. THE END!

:s-joy: That's the best story I've read in a long time.
That was so beautiful.
-hands a trophy-

*sneezes into a napkin*
I'd like to thank the academy for this award! And the emmys! And Tim that guy I met a starbucks!

I LOVE YOU ALL!

Nah man, 0/10, story had no papas.

-pill wore off-

Darn it! I wrote an amazing academy award winning story and it was only lacking 1 thing from getting a emmy! PAPA'S! /Failure

So I think that pill killed me last night.. and now I have returned from the dead as the pill wore off.
MY B GUYS.

Nighty, why do you always make the best rainbows? TuT So beautiful.

Illu, you must never forget your spoopy papas. They are an essential ingredient.

Rainbow avatars are SOOO fun to make. :D
Plus I mean, I have so many common items that it makes it so much easier. XD
(where are those plaid pants from because i really want them)