I think maybe the butt cop is not to be taken literally.

Anyways... there was a show where a guy's head was a butt... I can't remember his name, but it was Monsieur butt or something.

*enters* Hello, I would like a Old Fashioned please with Makers Mark bourbon :3

Anything to eat?

*Runs out to grab some chocolate rum*

Is it a bird? It is a woman? No, it's a Lawtan!!

*Giggles while returning with the rum*

-takes tickets from everyone's pockets-

They are all gonna know something is up if they find them missing, lol.

-plops-

You look like I need a drink.

They been drinking they will never figure it out lol

Alright, as long as they are distracted!

-passes out hard drinks-

I'll take a Redd's Raspberry ale! That one looked goooood.

-spikes the punch-

-watches Gizzie spike the punch-

-pours herself a cup of the spiked punch-

Lit.

-sneaks around picking pockets- :p

-blocks Gizzie's hands from entering my pockets-

dis mine.

Hey hey look at that over there -points- >>>>>>>

-looks at Gizzie with blank face-

BAHAH !! I've seen this trick a million times

-trades drinks for tickets-

I didn't know this was possible o.o

-trades fistbumps for tickets-

-looks around at drunk people- let's see who has tickets left lol

I'm gonna keep my tickets too. I need the clown bundles still, but I don't really want them. I don't think I will ever use them because they are clown themed. But I will get them anyways because I am a collector.

You never know someone may buy or trade you a rare someday for them too

Rares are nice -nods-
I still have bundles from when bundles were first released.

I'm trying to collect the new egg sets here luckily I am getting tons of posting money this event

XD I haven't even checked out the new eggs on here!

THERE'S THIS UNICORN HEAD I'M WEARING

One has a cool giant flower (umbrella) I am missing the baby shower set

The egg collector one is cool it reminds me of poke eggs

sorry for the caps I'm just real excited for the unicorn mask xDD

I was wondering where that head came from! I just bought 20 of them. Broke again.

I've gotten like 10 eggs just this event worth of posts, I stay broke lol

Gizzie, I have a couple of the baby shower items, sending them your way.

Cool ty :)

You're very welcome :)

....Uh. Did someone steal the rum? ...That's okay, because I hate rum.

And here's a Raspberry Ale; I'll go for a Mike's Hard Lemonade, myself.

The rare items thing reminded me, I meant to start a penny auction a couple weeks back, and then got too busy with everything.

That sounds interesting, Espy.

Dug up my old Penny Auction thread and restarted it. It's open for posting and bidding, if anyone's interested.