*waits patiently*

PHEW
thank you!!

Also, maybe as revenge but I'll offer Den xD

The beast understands your desire for revenge, however it doesn't show a particular appetite for Den.

*will offer Apple Cobbler, Made with Fresh Apples, Cinnamon, Nutmeg, And Brown Sugar*

The beast looks delighted as it devours the entire Apple Cobbler, Made with Fresh Apples, Cinnamon, Nutmeg, And Brown Sugar.

Also since the event notably slowed down these days, I'll remove the wait requirement. Just don't double post your offers and you're fine.

I offer the beast Belgian waffles with wild berry compote and genuine whipped cream whipped with maple sugar.

I will serve Den covered in sunscreen to the beast. Why sunscreen? I don't know.

Yup, the beast starts lunch with Belgian waffles with wild berry compote and genuine whipped cream whipped with maple sugar, and then finishes off with Den covered in sunscreen. I guess some users taste better with a condiment.

I have returned from my worldly travels across the seven seas to give Tyson chicken nuggets with tater tots to the beast.

Unfortunately the beast doesn't like Tyson chicken nuggets with tater tots at the moment.

*crumples down in shock*
Can my trip to beast's lair be saved with crispy chicken drumsticks dipped in sriracha sauce?

*manages to escape (don't ask me how, I just managed it somehow), and offers Mdom, covered with chocolate sauce and whipped cream*

unknown, no worries, I don't think anyone has fed you so far. But yes, the beast eats crispy chicken drumsticks dipped in sriracha sauce. Then it finishes with Mdom, covered with chocolate sauce and whipped cream. And Den gets to write a 100-page paper on escape tactics to help future villagers.

I feed the beast Blueberries wrapped in Cotton Candy

ARE YOU KIDDING ME
~licks chocolate sauce and whipped cream of herself~

Shh don't give them ideas.
I offer sour grapes covered in diamond-like sugar to the beast as hush money.

I offer the beast roast beef, spinach, american cheese, and mayonaisse on a toasted italian bun

The beast enjoys Blueberries wrapped in Cotton Candy, then a side dish of sour grapes covered in diamond-like sugar, and finishes lunch with roast beef, spinach, american cheese, and mayonaisse on a toasted italian bun.

Well thennnn *Offers up Tiva covered only with whipped cream, chocolate sauce, and cherries* ;)

The beast gladly chomps Tiva covered only with whipped cream, chocolate sauce, and cherries.

New Taste

"I think we figured it out", said the monarch. "The beast likes everything where at least one word of the offer starts with a vowel."

"Your majesty!", the scout reported. "As much as I would love to believe that... the beast has just eaten a pepperoni pizza with double cheese. And it still looks hungry!"

Aw shiii. I thought it was the number of consonants.

*feeds apple pie to the sly beast*

Beast slyly eats apple pie.

I wonder if the beast like chocolate pie also

Beast shakes its head at the sight of chocolate pie.

dis beast :s-smug:


I offer wholesome blueberry pie topped with whipped cream to the beast for its cleverness!

Sooo it doesn't have to be a word that starts with P, doesn't have to have at least 3 words, Doesn't have to be an ever number of letters…. Beast you are picky this time

*Slides over Apple Turnover*

Tiva, if you think this is picky... I had one of my previous ideas be "only food than can be spelled with elements from the periodic table" - but on a test run no matter how much I liked the idea I figured there just weren't enough qualifying dishes.

The thankfully not that picky beast eats wholesome blueberry pie topped with whipped cream and Apple Turnover.

I got an idea of what the beast likes now.

*offers a Warm, Flaky Crossoint With Fresh Butter Melting On It to The Beast*

The beast devours Warm, Flaky Crossoint With Fresh Butter Melting On It.

*Offers up a Full Baskets of Oranges* If you won't eat my melons maybe you will eat these?

Can I get out? Pretty please?

*lets mdom out by courageously punching the beast in the stomach so it barfs*

Butttt to make up for it, I graciously offer the beast arustic tortilla with steak made from scratch

I offer a cabbage patch kid to the beast.

-worms her way out of the beast-

The beast ignores the Full Baskets of Oranges.

But it eats the rustic tortilla with steak made from scratch and a cabbage patch kid.

I present to the beast a big bowl of light congee to wash down the previous meals.

I slide a fresh bowl of Cheesy Garlic Mashed Potatoes with Shredded Chicken Gravy

The beast gracefully accepts a big bowl of light congee and Cheesy Garlic Mashed Potatoes with Shredded Chicken Gravy.

I offer the beast sixteen finely crafted strawberry macaroons!