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No, we already decided they don't go together like that!!
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But do they?
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NOOO
don't put alcohol in your vagaine |
Don't worry, I won't.
But someone out there will. |
Nothing we can do about other people's mistakes...
only feel bad about them! |
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To be fair this is an M-rated topic, and I have no control over what those creeps in here are up to while I'm asleep.
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I am equal parts amused and disgusted.
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The way this discussion hops around is about how convos with me go in real life XD
I wish I could see your expression Espy I bet it was one of priceless horror XD On a similar topic, We have a new massage place in town called "the rub hub". It's name made my boss think we should do "the groom room" or "the dunkajunk", which would be a waxing business as he described it. People can walk in, take their pants off, somehow one of us would figure out how to LITERALLY DIP just the butt and private areas in HOT WAX and another person to pull the wax off. His first thought was to just have people dunk their junk in the wax. The whole time me and my other coworker are sitting there mortified, because he literally is telling -me- to dip someones dick and balls in HOT WAX and -her- To rip it off and it raised so many questions. Like would it rip off foreskin? why would you wax your dick? would the wax be scented? And have you ever heard of a brazillian wax before? XD He hadn't, but thought his idea was great. Both my coworker and I knew he had never experienced the heat of wax before XD |
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So wait
It's porn, for your ears? and yes, a real conversation. Like how could you not realize how hot and painful that would be. |
OUCH
my mom says hot wax hurts less than cold well not if you DIP THE JUNK THO |
Okies, so we've got the vags and the dicks covered. Next topic: stuff that doesn't match well with your butt hole.
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Roses, probably
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Ginger. Unless you're a horse and some bogus farmer wants more money for his old nag.
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That last one is called figging. By the way.
Cactus. |
...Do enemas match well or poorly?
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Baseball bats
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I think that depends on the situation, Espy.
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Butthole bleaching.
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if they're not vodka enemas....
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Fidget Spinners
there was a news article on that one |
I was going to ask, why would you put that in your butt, but people put everything in their butts don't they
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Wasn't there a fidget spinner butt plug too..???
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You're welcome
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LOVE it! *roflmao*
@Mekatra: I call it a safe bet, everyone who frequents this hangout already knew that. You're a bunch of sickos, which is why I adore every single one of you ^^ |
Hotwheel cars
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I’m not gonna read through that bc I’m eating, but wasn’t there like... a bottle of beer or something.
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A bottle of wine a KNIFE a billard ball a hand GUN a lightbulb etc O.O that has like 22 items on it
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Fuck, dude... every time I forget the human race is crazy...
Edit: gonna add this because the article reminded me, but super gross |
pls don't... put things in your butt like that D:
douche safely pls |
I have a doctor friend who would cringe so hard, and remind y'all to make sure your ass toys have a retrieval ring or are flared so they can't get lost inside.
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I found an article once on a barbie doll in one -.- don't use your CHILDRENS TOYS ON THAT
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People are so weird. and gross.
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I knew someone that lost a toy up...there... and had the most awkward emergency room visit of their life.
Practice safe sex! |
Mekatra, your signature works oddly well for this discussion
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That signature works oddly well for almost any occasion. *raises glass to fun and games*
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