how...
where, the internet does have everything

The internet does indeed have everything. But uh... Some things are better left unseen.
Like cats in thongs.
Or... or... maybe I'll post some cats in thongs for y'all? Mmm?

Like

Normal cats in thongs

Or

Anthro cats in thongs

Because boy howdy there is a huge differenve

Her feline majesty is not amused.
https://i.imgur.com/YeKvx5n.jpg

...I’M GOING TO SLEEP

Nah, you can stay. I need to get ready anyway, so no lame puns from me for the next... uh, ten minutes.

WHEEZECACKLES

jokes abt sex are the best ones, usually.

There we go. Cats in thongs are a beautiful sight to behold.

internet does have everything

Of course it does.


If anyone has anything else they'd like me to google and run a "safety" check, ask away.

cats wearing thongs is a new one.

I think I'd rather see cats in the nude than cats in thongs

Yeah, you unfortunately learn not to search for some things on the internet. Speaking of, my nephew wanted to find "daddy" and so types daddy into google... I think his mom managed to close it before he saw anything but L O L

The desire to find family is pretty universal.

Aww cute

lol poor nephew would be traumatized for life!!

GODS I HATE THE SEXUALIZATION OF THE WORD “DADDY”

I don't even understand the sexualization. Like, ok. I get some people want a sexual partner who is sometimes strict but fair, benevolent and fuckin' proud of your efforts, and will support you no matter what. Who also has a weird-but-hilarious sense of humor. So far, so good.

But with phrases like "Oh yes, daddy! *censor beep* me harder!" my first association is inevitably going to be incest and child porn.

it sounds to me like you understand the sexualization just fine ;x;

So it's for people who are incest-loving pedophiles at heart yet don't want to appear as such? *scratches head*

haha, more it is for people who like the thrill of the taboo without wanting to actually do anything taboo and people who like sketchy uneven power dynamics with a strong patriarchal bent(though some people legit like incest and/or pedophilia)

Yeah, where is the 'choke me, mommy?' it's always 'feed me, mommy, change my diapers, mommy', in a nurturing way!!
Always maintaining the preestablished roles in society. Kinky but still traditional. What's really subversive about it!!!

*nopes the hell outta this thread* /8}

http://66.media.tumblr.com/76f84c182...chzbo1_400.gif

stares at this

(shrek yelling meme)
can people be remotely normal and not incest-loving pedophiles FOR FIVE MINUTES?

edit: not about anyone on this thread, for clarification.

You ask for too much

Nope to remotely normal, yes to no incest-loving-pedophile.

https://www.24fun.me/wp-content/uplo...ny-635x726.jpg

https://66.media.tumblr.com/f01758b4...ez2io1_540.png

another thing to intrigue you, DbM

Do you expect me to figure out what that means at almost 3am? If so, I'm honored by your unshattering belief in my superior intelligence and will pretend I know exactly what you're talking about.

first of all, you should be asleep!!!
secondly, how dare you not remember a subject we talked about in another thread

Pfft, I barely remember what we talk in this one. It's Schrödinger's Gift Box after all - until you check, the thread is simultaneously crude spam and very informative facts.

Informative spam

...and a few crude posts mixed in for good measure.

...Are those wave functions and their relation to quantum mechanics? I’ve been staring at it for a while now and I wish it was at a higher resolution.

Tried to find a better resolution for you, Espy. Unfortunately all seem to be derived from the same compressed jpg, even when bigger in canvas size.

We probably need to open the box to investigate further, but to ensure the cat's wellbeing, adequate measures have to be taken first.

i'm getting a kick out of this. my cat is named schrodinger and he occasionally enacts revenge but he has no grasp of basic mathmatics

He would not let you know before his calculations are finished.

Granted, the handwriting is also probably worse than mine, which is adding to the difficulty of trying to read the damn equations.m

Edit: okay, okay, the handwriting’s not terrible. Unfortunately, it’s half print and half cursive, and half cursive usually gets a little weird when phi and omega and delta and pi are mixed in with M, S, L, and... is that J?