A buzzing sound? o___O" Do human-eating corn mazes make buzzing sounds?

I don't think I should trust it, so I'll go right.

@Gizzie
You walk around a few corners and then it seems as if there's a small alcove ahead of you. The maze however is so dimly lit at that part; no way to see if it's a dead end or something worse. If you want to know, you need to walk in. But you could also go left instead, from where you hear a lion's roar.

Continue straight, or go left?




@bluebird
Maybe if the two of you become friends, you can search geocaches together. But right now the sphinx doesn't look so delighted about the disturbance. What will you do to gain her trust?

1) ask how she can roar while only having a lion's body
2) ask her if she has learned any new riddles recently
3) start citing the Lion King

man, i really want to get mauled by asking cheeky questions like 1 or have wonderful shitpost detour like 3
but friensdhip is about not being selfish at crucial times 😤
>2) ask her if she has learned any new riddles recently

@Merskelly
You notice the air smells a lot like popcorn near the entrance. Indeed you still see heaps of popcorn, inducing a flashback to when Patrick saved you from some maniac trying to burn down the maze. You shudder and move on. After a few steps there's a new path to the right.

Continue straight, or go right?




@KittyBeary
Strange sounds in a haunted maze? You're definitely not going to trust them! So you opt for the silent path on the right, which seems much more promising. But then all of a sudden a ghost with red glowing eyes appears from between the stalks. He rattles with his chains and... they turn into cutlery?! No way! You turn around and run back to the entrance as fast as you can. Only then you wonder if a ghost is even able to bite you. Maybe you should try the maze once again.

Go straight, or go left?

@Den
Straight seems like a good choice. For all you know, traps are waiting everywhere - especially on those paths that suddenly appear, enticing you to stray from your direction. So you walk straight ahead until you no longer can, then follow the path taking a turn to the right. After a while you reach a wall of corn stalks, but fortunately a crossing path just waits for brave explorers. You hear a hissing sound coming from the left, and absolutely nothing from the right.

Go left, or go right?



@bluebird
The spinx' eyes light up as you mention riddles. She jumps up and down excitedly. "Oh, you like riddles? You do? That's great! I barely ever meet any intelligent people here. Tell you what - I'll let you solve my newest one. If you can give me the right answer, you shall be rewarded with tea lights." She rubs herself against you like a kitten. Which feels rather strange and uncomfortable, given that she's roughly a head taller than you. "But answer wrong..." Suddenly she looks down at you, smiling. "...I'm going to eat you."

You are in a room with a mouse lemur eating berries, an orangutan playing with a stick, and a baboon showing its buttocks. Who is the smartest primate in the room?

can I come back

Yeah, you can ^^

@mdom
After resting you realize there's nothing else in that corridor except the feral child, who you don't want to meet again. So you walk back to the last crossroads. Here you can go left or right. You vaguely remember one direction will take you back to the maze entrance, while the other is leading you deeper into the maze.

Go left, or go right?

Do I remember?????

gdi I don't. Go left I guess

@mdom
You vaguely remember those serpentines and corners. After a while you find yourself at the entrance. Ah well, at least it gives you an opportunity to stock up on your favorite autumn beverage from one of the vendor stalls. Then you walk back into the maze.

Go straight, or go left?

o_O hreh....eWe *can't help but hum the tune of the popcorn song, and carrys on into the maze, straight this time*

shit can't I go back and choose right this time <.<

@Merskelly
This place looks oddly familiar. Did you just encounter a deja vu? Sure, all of these corn stalks resemble each other, but... And then after a few minutes you realize: this is where you freed Den! Apparently the maze found another victim. A teenager in a witch costume is held captive by the corn.

Help the witch, or walk back?




@mdom
It doesn't take you long to run back to that junction and turn around so you're facing the wall again. Now that you know right is the path to follow, right you go. After a long corridor with several turns you reach another junction.

Continue straight, or go right?

o-o Oh. Uhh..well.. <.<; It's not wise to upset a teenager. *helps the teenage witch out of the corn*

@Den
Hissing could mean snakes, or dynamite... or even dynamite tied to snakes. You don't want to find out. Therefore you choose the path to your right. As you walk on, a godawful stench however lets you doubt your choice. Around another corner you discover the maze toilet. And judging by the smell, it has been discovered many, many times already. By people who don't know how to flush. Ewwww! Before you start to puke, you quickly run back to the entrance to catch some fresh air.

Go straight, or go left?

Hm, I'm in this maze for too long, I'm seeing... dragon ball characters now.

Continue straight.

@ mdom: Oh, sorry. <x}
Felt like suddenly being Trunks. x'D
Unless, it's somebody else??? o-o;

@Merskelly
Back at the entrance the witch rewards you for your help with a small amount of tea lights taken directly from her spell pouch. You believe they will help you light up your way when you walk into the maze once more. If only you could figure out which path to take. For a few minutes you ponder your options, and then you...

Go straight, or go left?




@mdom
Maybe if you manage to find all seven dragon balls, you can wish for a teleport to the exit. So far you haven't encountered a single one, but why else would a character walk into the maze if not suspecting a dragon ball inside? You march straight ahead for a meter or two, and then you reach a path to the left.

Continue straight, or go left?

Go left, but suspiciously

@mdom
You turn left, then left again, and a third time. Then the path leads to the right two times, before it turns left two more times. Again you start to feel lost. This maze has way too many turns and corners. If only you could find a shiny thing. When you almost bump into a corn wall, you...

Go left, or go right?

Go left HERE KITTY KITTY KITTY COME TO GIZZIE

I'm starting to get dizzy @_@

hm... go... left

Darn x_X

I'll go straight

oh worm. eaten you say? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡⊙ ͜ʖ ͡⊙) ( ͡◉ ͜ʖ ͡◉)
win-win either way
>It me. I'm the smartest primate in that r00m cuz i can do this:
https://i.imgur.com/7ltu47z.gif

I'm honestly so lost, I don't even know if I'm in the lead or if I'm close to the entrance or if they're one and the same

i hope you make it out first. you've made the most posts itt aside from OP

but maze jail

Not unless you make it into cream corn :D

:] Oh!- Hooray! ^-^ Thanks for the lights! *consumes the tea lights in order to glow better, and wanders over to the left* x}

tempting, tempting